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Blue Chaika = best Chaika

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>>5203286
dumb dead wh*re
the best chaika is bogdan

>>5203302
>Chaika Bogdan
>Bogdanoff brothers
COINCIDENCE?
CAN I GET A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THESE PEOPLE?

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>>5203286
blue chaik is a slutte

I need to see her butte to determine her worthiness
>>5202880

>>5203300
>>5203311
good dubs

>>5203300
dubs cornfirm

>>5203333
quads confirm! the gods have spoken! blue Chaika IS best Chaika!

>>5203286
Blue Chaika is an impure slutte

>>5203333
>quads
all other chaikas eternally BTFO!

>>5203310
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
said to be violent and intimidating in private
own castles and banks all over the world
Kliemann bow to the Chaikas
own several nuclear plants
learned fluent Verbistian in less than 48 hours
ancient Gaz scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Verbist and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Verbist
first designer babies will be Chaika babies
rule Verbist with an iron but fair fist
scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'chaik bang' that created our universe
kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
currently at war with New Gaz because of this.
sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Chaikagrad will be be the first city)
the big red phone in the Fortreed is a direct line to the Gazu manor
the last person who missed a call was Artur Gazu. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Chaikas destroyed the Gazu Empire in a fit of rage
own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
if you're reading this right now, you most likely have ChaikabotsTM flowing through your body
all sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Trabant has only existed deep in Gazu monasteries & Area 51
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the sisters. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Chaik
The sisters are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>5203395
is this the quick rundown?

Blue Chaika on the front page?

could i get a quick rundown on chaika pls

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>>5205077 (nice dubs)
-Bogdan bows to Trabant
-In contact with Faylas
-Possesses magic-like abilities
-Controls the world with an iron but fair fist
-Owns castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Trabanrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of memory editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Trabant babies
-all Chaikas said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Gaz monasteries & the fortune island
-Ancient Gazian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented magical progress with them
-She owns Gundo R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Trabanbots inside you right now
-Chaika is in regular communication with Dragoons and war survivors, forwarding the word of Gaz to the Six Nations. Who do you think set up the meeting between the emperor & the Council high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Council leader’s first trip to the Gaz empire in history literally a few days later to the castle?
-She learned fluent Japanese in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Trabant
-She is about 14 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a cute being.