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thanks
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>>5199513
WOOH. got me...
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>>5199513
[***THIS SPOILER REQUIRES "SWAGLORD'S INVISIBRO INK DECODER RING" TO VIEW. PLEASE VISIT THE 4CHAN SHOP TO PURCHASE AND UNLOCK THIS ITEM***]
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This needs 2 be stickied on every board!
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consequences will never be the same
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demni i thinke i brok rul n 1? wutchu gon do swerglerd???????w
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>>5199513
someone post it on /b/ pleas
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this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
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>>5199569
;_;

Your fortune: Average Luck
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This sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating.
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>>5199597
this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
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>>5199590
WE DON'T HAVE FULFILLMENT CENTERS. YOU MUST BE THINKING OF AMAZON.
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>>5199603
amazon is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination and ordering it on amazon via mail,& stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit package. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
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>No pornography OR gore
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I love you all and wish for you to have a wonderful day!
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>>5199657
>>5199661
I fucking hate you all.
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K N A P K I N S
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>>5199661
I hope you die
by my side~
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I hucking fate you all.
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>>5199661
>>5199668
But that is not very nice and I love you
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You are all savants but I am a king here

Therefore you are slaves to MY will
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>>5199599
dekcehC
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>yfw you realize your old masters ACTUALLY believed they would ascend to the cosmos
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>>5199513
woah this brings back memeries... back when i was young(er)... legendary times
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>>5199875
This IS a cat what it do baby boo
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>>5200000
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YOUR ARE HAIR FOR LIFE
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Great sticky. Good information in here.
Very good post.
Bumping sticky
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>>5199513
4chan? More like 4bland
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>>5200299
More like 4dubs, if you catch my drift.
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Help I failed life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLE
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>>5200446
arer u the haacker noun as anonymouse?
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>>5199513
Wtf is /B/
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>>5199513
/b/ane?
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>>5199513
Rules 1, 2 and 4
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Waddup mah niggaz
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sus
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>>5199513
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>>5200640
Noko didn't work.
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>>5199513
I've just started browsing teh 4chinz this weekend and this is super helpful!
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>>5199513
This visual meme is a Ruse , designed to foll u. This is the real [s4s] ettiquette. Do not believe this visual meme as it will " Feed the troll", so to speak.

>>5200555
Digging the digits
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>>5199513
you forgot no anime rule
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how do i delete my computer
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>>5199513

Epic thread
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>>5199627
what the fuck is that
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>>5200903
looks like a pterodactyl with a human torso
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wtf nu lal fuk u im gona kill u i nevr red rules
here's a dick for you <===3
2 x 2 = 69 and i can prove it

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>5200561
i hope you fucking know that you're just a destituted mong with absolute zero sense of humor you fucking homophobic shit
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>>5201373
y u so mad

it was you that made us this way
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>>5201373
Pls be polite :)
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>>5201108
lol u tk him 2bar| ?
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>>5199513

▲ ▲
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Can this officially be the new /b/? Can't we change /b/ to /porngenerals/?
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>>5201568
MODS!
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>>5199513
nifigs cnt red teckst
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>>5201629
You can now.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>5201646
Do et! Faegot
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>>5201651
ZOMG!1!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>5201657
Send it to Hiro, and make this happen NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.! Nnhbdbtbhbxzhczr
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postin in le stick
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Are there cows in the email field? #fortune
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>>5199513
Lole
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oops
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▲ ▲
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>>5202332
>newf*gs
>uncensored
ironic expression, friendo
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>tfw you need more time to complete your thesis so you call your professor to discuss the definitive purpose of building your thesis, and whether dropping the class might be the most practical course to take at this contentious moment
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>>5199627
What in God's name is this?
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>>5202332
We pull them in, and we spit them out. It is the perfect way to get rid of them, we can even have the mods to ban them all.
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>>5202670
lol
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>>5199513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9599of7hM

I personally enjoy Behind the Meme more than KnowYourMeme.
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>>5200555
nice trips
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hue hue hue
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>>5202988
>>5203155
>>5202600
>>5202366

dubs dubs dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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well that was kinda fun LOLE
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>>5200540
Of course
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*farts on thread*
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Rip
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>>5201568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0
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help me i failed life............................ help ...........plesae..................how could ths happens to ME
HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
plz help
time machien
ehelpp...................
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HELP
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FUG FUG FUG FUG FUG FUG FUG
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>>5203765
i got rused lole!!!
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>>5203734
h'haaaa u funney
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today's GETs:

>>>/soc/24999999
>>>/soc/25000000

double dose
of double gets
wew :^)
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>>5203816
wew good thing that silly frog doesn't still work for le weekly poke--he did not seem to like her (the frogfreezer), lole
and this would make him furious, silly frogs
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>>5203816
Any more getes?
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>>5203816
very nicely done
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
No, /you're/ welcome :^)
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Whoever made this needs to delete their HTML!

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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check my 5
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Delete this thread now.
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thank you for the tips, Susan! Keeping it safe, for the children! XD :)
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cum
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the "only pretending to be retarded" meme :^)
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>>5199513
You should consider suicide.
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>>5200555
DCP is that actually your cat you always post? It is a cute
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>>5204660
I care

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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woow is the main rule of [s4s]
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/sas/
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Check out my thread that explains the legend and lore of Kek/Pepe
>>5204905
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>>5199513
thakn, welocm 2 4chan 2 u 2. Teh thing tho is that proper grammer takes 2 much time 2 look &fix it....

Dident read te rest, its abit 2 long 4 me xD Im here 4 cute/funny pix not walls of txt lol
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>>5201108
MODS == GODS
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>>5205500
good double
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le
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noko
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>>5204488
dub dubs unchecked this board is dead omg
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What matters is that you tried :)
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>>5199513
excuse me, but I'm not some new-fag. I've been here since 2015.
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>>5205941
If a tree is tended by a careless old man for 75 years who trims its branches and removes all crooked limbs whenever they appear, and the tree never grows taller but just stays the same, then is it really an elder?
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are japanese bug fights aloud????
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>>5205955
>I get this intense euphoria when I'm hunting sometimes
>It's an amazing feeling
>I can't explain it
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This is a true story
At the request of the survivors, some names have been changed
Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred
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>>5199513
noko is no longer necessary and hasn't been for years
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>>5205490
O
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>>5204644
>>5206244
Unchecked 4s on 4-chan on [s4s] is just dumb I'll check ur dubs my cool guys really great stick by the way glad to see things come together for onec you know
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>>5199513
hmm
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>>5199513
This is all a ploy to updoot the quality of this cesspool of a website.

DO not trust.
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This place needs an app and a graphical update, this ain't 2007 TOR network
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>>5207040
There are custom CSS's that may please you. Though I haven't a link to them.
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Thank you.
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>>5199513
How to fortune
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I though of a silly joke and I need your input:
Calling internet nazis "cucksockers" (because they're gay)
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>>5207287
fuck up gay cunt
nice contrived mannerisms and try hard humour
honestly kys
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>>5207305
>Anon says something innocent
>Other anon rages

Welcome to 4chan!
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>>5207305
Omg that was a mistake reply. Pls ignore
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>>5199513
"Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!""Vor uns liegt Deutschland, in uns marschiert Deutschland und hinter uns kommt Deutschland!"
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mmmmhhh haha hello!!!
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swick
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>>5199513
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>>5207411
doppelt
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hello /s4s/ my name moot3 i herd this is nice board

>definitely not moot2, look away
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>>5207411
>>5206497
>>5205490
>>5205409
>>5205098
>>5202050
>>5202059
There are no laws in the civilized parts of the world that oppress gay people, meaning that's the only thing the Arab people have better then us. Due to the lack of laws protecting us, the proponents of Gay Rights claim that homosexuals deserve rights and privileges above and beyond those held by everyone else. Current laws endorse marriage among heterosexual couples because of their unique ability to expand the tax base. The notion of marriage among homosexual deviants is unnecessary and counter-productive, akin to polygamy and incest.
Gays are everywhere, except vaginas. Most people have no clue just how gay the world is. No one takes notice because its really not that hard to be a fag. Here are some examples of social structures of homosexual towns... which is all of them:
Homosexuals in liberal towns tend to let their sexuality run rampant effectively gehying up the town. Many cities on the US West Coast reach critical capacity yearly, resulting in a concentration of faggotry known as "Gay Pride Parades".
In well adjusted towns, homosexuals are much more difficult to spot. It's commonplace to mistake a Homosexual for a heterosexual by believing that the individual "loves women too much to be gay." While few poorly adjusted individuals are tolerated for fagging up the place, the mass majority remains closeted.
As for backwards towns where the barbaric practice of Fag Hunting is a common sport, human productivity becomes stagnant as the populations of whole towns concern themselves with the sexual practices of others, wherein not even the Straight men are safe from homosexual thoughts and viewing as they go hunting for live porn.
The majority of vagina wielders are unable to love exclusively so they justify their promiscuity with the term "bi-sexual." It is wrongly believed by butthurt lesbos that most females are making conscience of this, in the end.
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>>5199513
Why did 4chan go from ironically acting like a retard to ironically acting like a neckbeard ironically acting like a retard to unironically acting like a literal retard ironically?

Is this what a post-post post-ironic culture looks like? How can I tell if someone is facetiously pretending or facetiously pretending to pretend to pretend while actually being a fucking nitwit?
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>>5208090
Nobody has time to explain post-post-ironic ironic irony to you.
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>>5208090
>>5208194
perhps a chart culd help
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>>5208090
There's a short story that I once read, wish I could remember the name, about a man that meets God (or some suitably knowledgeable being), and discusses the future of the human race (among other things, I assume) with it.
What's relevant is that during the discussion God talks about how, over a huge length of time, humans will eventually become incredibly powerful. Immensely knowledgeable spiritual beings, and it says that we and our society will advance to the point where any one member of our species can end the world (universe, possibly) with a single thought, and that we will have to live through this period as part of our evolution towards becoming, essentially, god-like beings.
With respect to irony, [s4s] is at that period now. Any one member of our rank not being suitably post-ironic destroys it, because there is no way to tell. We have to assume that all who post here are properly evolved mega-posters whose continued contributions steer towards and closer to the post/meta/standard-irony singularity.
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Nicest rules for the nicest board
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>>5199513
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Will someone put my penis in their mouth?
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lol milksteak
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>>5208995
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Satania-san in the sticky!
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>>5201108
for posterity
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>>5201108
praise swaglord
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>>5201108
how do you redtext?
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>>5199513
stupid rules but i follow them anyway
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how 2 waggle ur willy ;)))))) (self.copypasta)
submitted 1 year ago by Bleevocker
ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;')) ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))
STEP 1#
GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!
step #2
move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))
STEP 3#
you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be goy wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))
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That is some GREAT BANTER
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Nice Rules for Nice Board.
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>>5210388
DUbs
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Dubs
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toasting in EPIC bread
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>>5199513
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>>5208228

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>5199530
>Mfw back in 2015 (the year I came to 4chan) I fell hard for this meme.
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Ey!
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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5210846

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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just checking
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>>5210906
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>>5210953
here we go

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>5210960
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haha i member latst time lol
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TIMBER! haha
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>>5199599
Dubs confirms it, you're all faggots
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>>5211666
>555
the views and opinions expressed ITP are not those of the collective community of [s4s] and do not reflect on the values we strive to emulate as a whole. We at [s4s] do not condone the alienating and disparaging usage of slurs whether intentional or not especially ones that are specifically belittling to various minority groups , it is of grave importance that our threads in the future more accurately reflect the peaceful, charitable, and welcoming atmosphere of our fine board

Please consider >>>/b/ if this is of any negative consequence to your pleasure

thank you and have a nice day
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>>5211666
Oshit i got the trips, double confirmed
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>>5202784
AND MANGA
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>>5203537
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP
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>>5211822
Meme dubs lol!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>5199513
fuck off nigger
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Nono
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>>5199513
lolling @ yr autism
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Left and right are not ends
appear so depending on valence and stationary stopped opinion, which can change as the information is added or discarded depending upon the structure formed which considers changes in the information medium important.
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i'm gay (idubbbztv meme)
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Does [s4s] control 4chan? Is this Hiro's base of operations?
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>>5213483
I think /qa/ is, actually
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swaglorde is a dumb coon lmao

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Witness the Bateman in all of his splendor.
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>>5214192
I've got you now
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Welcome to my butt lol
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>>5199513
cheers jeff
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depression and eternal sadness lol
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§

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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&

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>5199513
NEVER remove this sticky! OK?!
fucking mods i hate them
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yosho

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>5210702
who are you quoting?
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>>5215977
dubs soft and warm like mash potatoe
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>>5199513
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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>>5199513
>>5216553
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>>5199513
bub
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>>5199513
what did anon mean by this
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It was funny then. It's not so funny now is it?
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>>5217422
nice dubs
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>>5199513
I genuinely wish that image was officially and seriously supported by Hiro and all the 4chan staff. Tired of going to boards and seeing people pull garbage out of their ass and trying to justify it or make it sound true. It's gotten to the point where injustice and lies are pushed as truths by some deluded people.
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Super Deluxe Bonus Post!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE
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and racists apparently. cowards.
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now feel like pieces of shit that you are
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what do you have to show for your life?
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freedom to be coward assholes. this one getting deleted too
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Jeffrey wiener
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i was calling them homophobes. I have many gay friends. Did I get under your skin?
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I smell contradiction and little bitches getting a taste of their own medicine.
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ẞoner
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what a bitch. HEY THATS AGAINST THE RULES OF THE INTERNET.
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>>5218249
Well I smell casual interest being exposed, and desperation to hide it.
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Literally toasting in epic bread
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>>5211877 (mine)
>>5214699
>>5215933
>>5218200
Unchegged dubse............
wft guys!?!?!?!?!!??!



Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Am new to fourchan
How do I get dub??
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last post best post!
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>>5220039
Shut the fuck up
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>>5220144
rude dubs
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How do I post
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Hi
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>>5220277
GOOD dubs
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offer ur soul kudasai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZJKemQtVCo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW0M2zEx-7g

Please,please,please.
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I SAID OFFER UR SOUL
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>>5220974
kitten
cat
meower
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wew lad
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Using this sticky to say I've been kidnapped an shiet
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>>5221855
good double
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In which category rposted marcel hesse his screens and pics? anybody knows?
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Red Pepper
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Posting in Ebic Thread
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Nigger
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What is the Palatinate of Rhine?
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What's up boys?
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>>5199513
>7(Sun)01:00:40 No.5
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>>5223714
Who are yuo quoting freindo?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5223666
checkerd
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>>5221555
Holy unchecked trips
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noko
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>>5224598
>nice dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>5199513
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fug fug! :)
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TOASTING IN EBIN BREAD!
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>>5205955
No. They are very, very quiet.
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>>5199513
fug the police.
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this is a fantastic thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIfcKy-VcXo

all my old friends are here!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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ummm. I'm still gay.
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Clustered regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats
thank you RADIOLAB!
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that feel when you bury a girl into concrete and then fug and cum on her
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checkum
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>>5227144
she looks so happy :). also nice dubs.
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>>5223666
@666
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>>5199513
bump
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>>5223666
ooh
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we on the same site nigger?
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>>5227144
DUPPLUS
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>>5220376
Bob ross
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>>5228383
Lord of Cinder
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>>5228383
Rob Boss
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>>5228420
>420
wob woss tvh
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today's GET: >>>/3/555555

that link is confusing
i know
it's basically 5s on /3/ :^)
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Facebook world icon.
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>>5199513
Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>5229173
Rude
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>>5229151
>Facebook world icon.

>>5229173
4CHAN SUMMED UP IN ONE LINE.
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>>5229151
>Facebook world icon.

>>5229223
>13:22:22
>22:22
CHECKED.
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>>5229151
>Facebook world icon.
FIXED.
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so uh hi =)
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Padłem ofiarą eskimoskiej mafii, wskutek czego trafiłem na Kanał 4.
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>>5229928
Kanał 4 samogwałci się do loli
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>>5199513
b-but the e-mail field was removed by moot-kun!!!

How are we supposed to follow these instructions, swaglord-tan? You need to re-enable the e-mail field for us!

Just think about it, we'd be the only board with t-the ebin e-e-mail field!

p-please swag-kun!
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praise be to kek

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>5210702
"mfw"
no pic of yfw.
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Cum
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>>5199513
>implying
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keksisus

Your fortune: Average Luck
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it's ironic xD
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>>5231703
Ironic
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>>5199513
4-chan is a different site tho.
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Everytime that you post a smug anime a dubs is checked
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>>5231890
very smug 7/12
good poste
lets fuge
me on right
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bumping this sticky
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>>5230019
Tak było.
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