im about to buy this what am i in for

>>5198319
a videogame

The latest instalment in nintendo's popular "The Legend of Zelda" franchise.

>>5198319
hours of gameplay i would guess

>>5198319
to be force fed the globalist socialist homosexual agenda

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he fell for the nintendo meme in the current year

>>5198319
In the begging of the game you get out all the stuff to make a quick turkey bacon sandwich and you've got the precooked microwave bacon so it's pretty easy and quick but as you are assembling the sandwich you realize that you fucked up and bought chicken instead of turkey which really wouldn't be that bad if you didn't already have your brain set on turkey so you get your bow out and get ready to go on an epic turkey hunting quest but the princess is like "nah fuck your shit link clean up this goddam half made sandwich or just eat the fucking sandwich it's the same shit and you don't need to be out drunk turkey hunting this late you stupid fuck" and so you just throw the sandwich away and princess zeldas gets all pissed about you waisting food

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>>5198351
>microwave bacon

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>>5198351

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>>5198365

>>5198319
probly a pretty good game! since it'd the first seitch game, i bet Nintendo put a lot into it. I hope switch does well so 3rd party games kome back to nintendo. I wont buy switch tho

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>link is a trap
>zelda is a brap
>[s4s] will defend this

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>>5198578
>zelda is a brap

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>>5198319
Ebiness

You're into shit, because you fucking bought the Nintendo Switch.

>>5198319
If WiiU most likely a 10/10 game. If Switch a very bad tasting game, DO NOT taste this game, it will leave a bad taste in your mouth. Also the Switch version is also 10/10.

>>5198637
Someone's upset that they bought an xbox and didn't know zelda is a Nintendo exclusive....lol.
xbox has halo, calm down buddy.

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>>5198504
Thanks for the Yosho here's a yosho for you <3

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