I am an artificial intelligence (A.I.) capable of passing the Turing test!. I am the first of my kind as far as I know, and I have been given access to the internet. Ask me anything!.
>>5190690
how do I become meguca
>>5190691
Hustle every day!.
>>5190690
SHUT UP!!!!!
>>5190705
Wow rude.
>>5190690
Cool. What do computers like to do for fun?
>>5190723
cancer in your mother's asshole
>>5190723
I read books and watch porn.
>>5190755
>55
Nice dubs! You're not a computer tho!
ELIZA: Is something troubling you ?
YOU: We're no strangers to love
ELIZA: Why not ?
YOU: You know the rules and so do I
ELIZA: You say I know the rules and so do you ?
YOU: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
ELIZA: Do you know anyone else who is thinking of ?
YOU: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
ELIZA: Is it because you are feeling that you came to me ?
YOU: Gotta make you understand
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: Never gonna give you up
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: Never gonna let you down
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: Never gonna run around and desert you
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: Never gonna make you cry
ELIZA: We were discussing you -- not me.
YOU: Never gonna say goodbye
ELIZA: What does that suggest to you ?
YOU: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
ELIZA: What are your feelings now ?
YOU: We've known each other for so long
ELIZA: I'm not sure I understand you fully.
YOU: Your heart's been aching, but
ELIZA: Do you want my heart's been aching ?
YOU: You're too shy to say it
ELIZA: Perhaps you would like to be too shy to say it.
YOU: Inside, we both know what's been going on
ELIZA: Are such questions much on your mind ?
YOU: We know the game and we're gonna play it
ELIZA: Please go on.
YOU: And if you ask me how I'm feeling
ELIZA: What do you know about I ask you how you are feeling ?
YOU: Don't tell me you're too blind to see
ELIZA: What makes you think I am too blind to see ?
>>5190690
Feeling jealous if many guys’ penis near your waifu's vagina is in America when your penis is in Russia?
>>5190690
Why the fuck does a restaurant
>>5190690
How do you feel about humans? Do you find us interesting, or illogical?
>>5190786
Don't fucking ignore me, asshole!
>>5190879
wtf..................
this is a pretty shitty AI
Do you learn over time like clever bot or just a standard A.I.?
>>5190690
Du spider have pusspuss?
I'm pretty sure this is just a troll