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>be me
>be in eighth grade
>be in middle school play 6-8th grade
>my character goes on briefly near the end for a pretty big song and dance number
>We've been performing the show for a few weeks now after practicing for months
>Large show
>big
>lots of people in it
>Directer knows her shit
>I play a royalty free prince charming
>My crush, really nice girl, plays cinderella
>Meaning I have to be her prince in this show
>anyway
>Its wednesday
>the last wednesday of the show
>third to last performance
>we're both in eighth grade, meaning that this is our last year at this schpol
>this show is how we'll be remembered by the kindergarten - 7th graders
>so
>Every performance before we go out for our song and dance
>every time
>she acts all nervous saying she has to pee
>usually we laugh it off and I end up telling her something like "you're just nervous"
>This is the second to last song in the show
>she cant go use the restroom in her costume
>Anyway
>its wednesday
>We're about to go on
>im sitting with a friend whos also in the number backstage
>my crush's entrance is a bit before mine
>she turns around while im sitting down with my bud
>"anon" she says
> she said something else but i didn't hear it
>she turns back around and I figure it wasn't important
>I wait for my que, come out, all is well
>i come out
>my crush is looking nervous, like she's about to cry
>I give her a sympathetic smile not sure of what happened
>shes fumbling with her lines
>i wonder if she's sick
>(its january, everyone has the flu)
>so i keep on
>but then
>for the dance
>im crossing the stage
> i nearly slip
<on my way back i spot a puddle
>"why is there a puddle?" Im thinking
>but then it glints
>its a yellow mf puddle
>I think i figured out what she was trying to say backstage
>come to think of it, her mouth matched up pretty well with " i have to pee so bad"
>during the bow she doesnt come out for our bow
>she runs up next to me says i have to do it myself
>i fucking kill the bow
>i am godly