Some of you guys are pretty cool. Don't drink the water today.

jokes on you I drink piss

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but i already drank tea?

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bogpill me on rundowns of the quick variety

>>5175452
The only I water I drink is through tea. Maybe you (and truly, this maybe is unnecessary here, knowing you) aren't aware of this, but the tannin and micro-molecules in any cup of tea contains 2 million water purifiers per square inch. I hardly think I have cause to worry, friend, so perhaps next time you will do me the courtesy of not worrying for me.

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>>5175526

Mind my wit Captain but technically that would be treason

>>5175531
So would talking back, and so, unless you feel like taking a long walk off of a short plank, I think you better walk away back to your post of minding the crow's nest, as I've just, in this moment, decided that that shall be your occupation for the rest of our, oh so long, journey.

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>>5175540
>He thinks we're talking about sea ships

>>5175568
First off, and firstly, I don't even think I can IMAGINE who you would be quoting in the moment, as someone with the absolute gall to be as absolutely insubordinate as this would quickly find him or her self in great danger.
I will, this time (and this time only), forgive you for quoting such an impetuous individual, but should I find out who it is he or she will be drawn and quartered most immediately (before they can even apologize, I might say).
So, having granted you this mercy, I warn you not to test it. And, with regards to what your fool of a quotee has said, perhaps they have forgotten that I make the rules here, and whether we are, in actuality, on a ship, or a metaphorical karmic battleground, is irrelevant compared to the sheer relevancy of where I say we are. You'd do well to remember this.

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>>5175480