Name 10 things that aren't Jackie Chan

nah

>>5146613
GEFILTE FISH

That's a very good question. Um... Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh.. Like what. okay... um... For me, uh.. I would say.. what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing.. uh.. um.. and Wilie Mays.. and um.. the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony.. and um.. Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues...um.. Swedish movies, naturally.. Sentimental Education by Flaubert.. uh.. Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra... um... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne.. uh.. the crabs at Sam Wo's. uh... Tracy's face...

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Okay.

First off, you have kek. I think this one should be pretty self-evident. Next, you have the board banner, and the keyboard, and maybe the speakers if you're lucky. I could throw in a textbook about virology and a flashlight, although I'd have to charge you for that last onee since we're running low. I think we could do some sheet music as well. Finally, let's add in a bowl of cereal, a waste bin, and round it off with ten yards of shag carpeting. If I haven't missed anything, this fulfills the original request, thus completing the proof. QED.

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>>5146613
u-uh... well there's, u-uhm... help me out here guys

JIDF
JIFD
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ur mum (geddit she so fat she counts for 10 xD)

>>5146644
dubs

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Jackie chan ah I fucked it up again I can't do anything right

>>5146638
>>>/pol/

>>5146767
>>>/pol/
>>>/po/l
>>>/p/ol
>>>//pol
>>>/opl/
>>>/op/l
>>>/o/pl
>>>//opl
>>>/olp/
>>>/ol/p
>>>/o/lp
>>>//olp
>>>/lop/
>>>/lo/p
>>>/l/op
>>>//lop
>>>/lpo/
>>>/lp/o
>>>/l/po
>>>//lpo

>>5146613
Jackie Chan

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>>5146786
good six

>>5146786
Impressive

You think that's impressive? Check this 2

>>5147042
This isn't a contest, friend.

Nice!

Niggers

>>5146786
whoa

>>5146613
You're using the meme wrong. The correct meme is
>Name 4 things that aren't Jackie Chan
>4
>Chan
4chan

get it? I bet you don't

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5146613
Presto?!!?

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>>5147366
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost

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Happy Chan

>>5146613

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>5146786
>>5147042
Horey sheit

wu-tang clan
bird swarms
giant ants in top hats with cheshire grins
smol bats
jackie chan
FU