ass

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>>5144300
Patrick Bateman falls in love with his dubs.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with dub-finding bot. Never minding the strange repeating digits, he immediately uses it, and is overjoyed to find out that the dubs have a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he engages in more dubs getting ways, he instead acquires singles. Confused by these turn of events, the Wall Street businessman investigates and finds out that the dubs he made is not the same dubs he fell in love with. In fact, the dubs don't exist in this universe at all. They are dubs from an alternate universe, who has fallen in love with the MC's own psycho self, who too is blissfully unaware of their crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While they shitpost all over lupchan, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DUBS.

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>>5144300
I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I STILL CARE ABOUT DUBS! NICE DUBS!!!

>>5144300
17 KB

>>5144300 (checked!)
230px

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>>5144300
ssɐ

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>>5144300
>checked
>19KB
Haha you are like little baby, watch this

ses
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s

>>5146000
OH YES!! I CANT BELIEVE I GET TO CHECK THESE INCREDIBLE TRIPS. WELL, HERE GOES..... NNNNIIIICCCCEEEE TTTTRRRRIIIIPPPPSSSS!!!!

>>5144300
SWAGLORD PLS STICK ASS

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>>5146000
>checks two zero's
>adds three more of em

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>>5146011
>11
>good double
nice.

>>5144300
I'd just like to interject for a moment. You appear to be using an element from this image in your post: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg
You may have done this accidentally, but you've violated the terms of its copyright license. This is a serious offense and I hope you take it as seriously as it deserves.
Not to say that you're not allowed to create derived works from this image, you are, but this picture is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license. Therefor, you are free:

to share - to copy, distribute and transmit the work;
to remix - to adapt the work;

Under the following conditions:

attribution - You must attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor (but not in any way that suggests that they endorse you or your use of the work).
share alike - If you alter, transform, or build upon this work, you may distribute the resulting work only under the same or similar license to this one.

In this case, the attribution requirement is resolved simply by including the following in your post:

By Steven Pinker (Rebecca Goldstein) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Now that you have read this, I hope you have a better understanding of your rights and obligations when remixing and sharing this work. They will let you edit, now be nice and credit~

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>>5146022
Dubs checked

>>5146030
Save us, Cure-chan!

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>>5146030
>SAVE US CURE-CHAN

>SAVE
>US
>CURE-
>CHAN

Save
Us
Cure-
Chan

>SUCC
succ
good combo.

[ass4ass]

Save us cure-chan !!!!!! P.S who's also lying on the floor and crying because of not having anyone to hug ?

>>5146049
You're autistic

>>5146207
See you get to page 10 now, faggot.