*teleports behind u* pizzagate is real

*rapes you in front of you're mother*
no it isn't

>>5118860
you shouldn't of done that...
*grabs by the pussy*

>>5118865
*removes fake pussy*
check mate

>>5118867
well played, mate.
*knife slides down the sleeve*
you thought it would be that easy?

>>5118878
*removes tweezers from anus*
this hoedown aint over by a longshot

>>5118880
you cannot st(um)op me, existence itself depends on my own exsistence!
*cuts a hole in hand, ties the knife to it, begins swinging it around as a flail*

>>5118893
*moves slightly to the left*
your move kid

>>5118896
*cuts away bottom clothing to reveal a missile launcher* your trip is over, motherfucker.

>>5118906
*throws you down a well*
this is sparta

>>5118908
*rocket jumps out of the pit*
you can't stump me, you never will
*rapidly fires targetted missiles*

>>5118913
*activates jetpack and flies to ancient china where i hang out with cool dudes and smoke opium and bang prostitutes and you're not invited*
shazam

>>5118915
we will neet again...
*propels myself to space with my own piss*

sex

>>5118921
*drinks your piss*
drink more water homeslice
*throws the glass over my shoulder and disappears into a crevasse*

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>>5118856
nice try trumpo, we all know the real controversy youre are trying to distract