Can someone give me a quick rundown on the latest spicy [s4s] drama?

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>5109310
animes everywhere

There is no drama here because [s4s] is basically a giant, ever-changing, absurdist satire of Internet culture. Every post serves as a criticism of the circlejerkery and memery of Internet communities.

When you view [s4s] with the eyes of a self-loathing satirist, you will understand it all.

Because we've managed cultivate some sort of idiosyncratic culture in our little bubble. Nonpareil to anything else on the internet tbh. A strange mélange of a lampoon on popular internet culture, unspoken but universally understood misanthropy, a fraternal yet sardonic conviviality between users and an inarticulable undercurrent of potent irony.
s4s is fantastic

its like a pub turning out but its a bunch of losers lole

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>>5109310
Ok here's the rundown
1-Renko was caught red handed ( real red) finger fucking his sister.
Dunb cat pster sadly kicked the bucket
Funeral+ burial pending.
Lolos been putting diapers on guys on here.
I got banned second time 4 topless tit pics.
However anybody else can post porn.
I think that about covers it.

Some guy tried to get dubs by refreshing the front page in another tab. Unfortunately for him, another poster who wasn't even trying for dubs posted at exactly the right moment. It was a little embarrassing for the first guy, because he'd posted with a picture of Bateman pointing up and to the right, and the text of his post mentioned checking the dubs he thought he'd get.

Most people politely just looked the other way, and the guy who got dubs apologized (although it wasn't really his fault), but some people made snide comments and we all felt really bad for the first guy.