ITT: we pretend we are /r9k/

>>5105149
why no girl love me

>>5105149
WHY ARE WOMEN SO BAD AT EVERYTHING? WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

>>5105153
GIRLS DON'T "LOVE"; THEY ONLY USE YOU FOR THEIR BENEFIT! WRRRYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tfw no girlfriend

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tfw ywn hold hands with a girl (female)
origamifamalamarama

i love sucking dick holy shit

>banned, unoriginal post detected

ctrl+v then replace one word

You are /r9k/, you're a namefag who does nothing but point out you like yuri porn and circlejerk.

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Traps are hot

fucking roasties reee

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mfw i started lifting and got a black belt in brazillian tai chi and then beat up chad and steal his cumdumpsters

stop having friends and relationships fucking normies dont talk to me or hang out with me cause you have friends and relationships reeeeee

Why haven't you hacked your 3ds yet?

Oregano

originalio

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hello to you out there in normal land
u may not comprehend my tail or understand

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>>5105202
I've never to /r9k/, not even ironically, and yes i might be a namefig, but i don't point out that i like yuri porn, i just post anime females doing the funny and then make a hilarious quirky comment about it do not compare me to trap posters i don't post straight up yuri porn
Also i don't see how this is circlejerk, im sure nobody ever agrees about what i do, this is an exception, im just doing what someone did in the past to get replied, my actual ''original'' posts barely get any replies, and if i get replies they are mostly negative, like yours, but i don't mind, i like writing these things

>>5105318
hey your pretty cute kik?

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>women are superficial and heartless for not fucking me
>they don't reach my virgin standards anyway

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>5105307
delet this
beary smol is not for lewd

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Hey, fembots.... Tell me, how do you like to prepare your breakfast in the Morning, and do you like it? As a boy I don't usually phut a lot of effort into my breakfast in the Morning, you know. But I would like to know the fembot's opinion on how she prepares her breakfast, maybe it could be better than mine because i am just a silly boyu hehe!!!! tell me. What type of oil do you put on the pan? Maybe you use your vaggyg vaggy voogoo sauce instead of olive oil or pam HEHE! maybe one day I could put a sperm on the pan and you could burn it a lo. Maybe I'd like it. Maube You'd like it. Tell me. How do you want to eat your breakfast every day, tell me how big r urs boobes and tell me. are you sad or are you happu? tell me tell me, ms fembot fembot hi hihi hi hih ihih hihihihihi fembod fembod galk to me fembod how tall are you fembot fembot hey fembot tell me ms femannon how big are your asshole and can i sniff it? are you okay? are you in particular, ms 5% of the viewers of this board? hello everybody with the name "john" how are you doing? this is a john only thread only people with the name john can enter, but of course everybody else is a llowed, just make sure to only talk to fucking john HEY FMBORD HEY FEMBORD WHAT COLOR IS YOUR NIPPLE WIPPLE, HEY FEMBOT DO YOU LIKE BIG DICKS OR SMALL DICKS, HEY FEMBOTS HEY HEY FEMBOT EHY FEMBOT TELL ME WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR WHNE YOU FUCK;L HEY FEMBOZZ TELL ME DO U WANT TO WACN AN ANIM OR PAY A VIDEOGAME? HEY FEMBOZZ /FEELS/ THEAD JUST 4 U U LIKE IT/? WILL U BE IN LANDON BE MY GF GF GF GF LOLLL FEMBOZ HAHAHHAHA >TFW NO GF REEEE FUCK WOMYN LOLOLOLL BUT ME MY GF WTF LOLOROWEORT FMBO

>>5105318
I literally hat you irl

>>5105344
*doesnt check dubs*

>>5105344
fembots may not check dubs

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>>5105319
hmu facebook name is filename

>>5105351
s4s is dead and (YOU) killed it :(

ur all failed normies goback 2 leddit
robutt mastur race 4ever REEEEEEEEEEE

s4s's main flaw is that the OCD autists can't stop checking dubs

anyways
>tfw no gf FUCKING CUCK

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jist bee urself lads
werx 4me

>>5106205
roooo why does the frog have girl frein roooooooo