I'm making a list of all the things Americans can't do despite being the 'land of the free'
Here is my list so far!
>can't drink until they're 21
>can't have sex until they're 18
>can't eat kinder eggs
What are some other things?
>>5097163
get raped by muslims that they imported
>>5097163
jerk off in public :( smh
>land of the free
what are the odds a dopey european who still plays that faggot game is an anime fag
wow. such surprise. much wow. there isnt 400000000000 carbon copies of "you" out there xD
I'd love to bash your temple in with a hammer. Just to let you know where you stand
we cant put squirrel/pigeon carcasses to ward their kin off our domain thats ill-eagle too
But everyone drinks before they're 21 and has sex before 18 and there are knock-off kinder eggs at grocery stores all over the place
This really is the land of freedom
>>5097183
lol ikr i had sex with ur mum when i was like 13 or smth lol
>>5097188
take your autism medication
>>5097191
take your frickin REKT medicine
>>5097163
you can technically do the first two, since there are some exceptions... and you can order kinder eggs online. we also had the nestle wonder ball things anyway.
>>5097198
Yeah but it's still illegal.
I CAN kill people, but it's illegal.
>>5097163
Ok this mite upset some people so im putting a
TRIGGER WARNING
on this postthey cant make good memes
>>5097163
>can't have sex until they're 18
Anyone can have sex, usually age of consent is 16. Then there's something like you can't be x number of years older than someone until they are 18, then it's a free for all. Usually depends on state.
I don't know about things that we can't do, but there's definitely things we don't have. Healthcare, social services, infrastructure, etc.
Oh, I think loli is a gray area in some states. Also, I think sexually provocative images of minors is a no go, even if they're clothed.
>>5097163
>can't drink until they're 21
Drinking is awful for the mind, creativity and the liver
>can't have sex until they're 18
What?
>no kinder eggs
HuH?
>being free means having no laws
FUCKING EUROS
>>5098163
moar like gaymu lmao
>>5098163
this grill is kawaiie. post more picse of this grille. lelelel... this grille is kawaiie.
>>5097163
>>can't eat kinder eggs
Can't *sell* Kinder Eggs. Possession and consumption are A-OK.
>>5098169
uhhh, if fou keep calling the girl kawaiie you're gonna cause her embarass.
le mad armpit game girl
>>5098175
i dont understand
>>5098188
dubs confirms
>>5098195
what does it confirm, and why does it need to confirm that? also, why didn't you post the meme where kawaii anime grills say "dubs conf irm"? i really like that meme because the anime grills are really kawaii.
>>5098198
just jack your dick off already bro
>>5098224
why
>>5098227
you are obviously quite horny for those kawaii anime griles
>>5097163
>get dubs
>>5098229
i wish i was, but really, i just want to be their friend
>>5097163
>Can't overthrow the Oligarchy that has rigged the system to prevent people outside of their group from entering key positions of power
>Can't get rid of Liberals that generated SJW, BLM and 3rd wave feminists to distract the masses from the real issues in their country
>Can't see that their struggles of race and gender are only distractions from the struggle of class
>Can't convict the wealthiest among them of their crimes which get swiped under the carpet through the influence of their peers
>Can't speak truth about the mentally ill trans nut jobs that mutilate their bodies and pump themselves full of hormones
>Can't speak up against their zionist overlords without being silenced by the nazi and racist cards
Land of the free 1%, the rest of you peons get back to work
>>5098167
>>5098169
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>>5098224
Oh no! The Ray moo is now embarrassed by your LEWD behavior! What do you do?