>be me, 12
>just discovered pr0n at a buddys house
>nice.jpg
>dad says hes off to the market or some shit
>this means im home alone
>feel the urge
>the urge to splurge
>only computer in house is dads soviet nuclear launch pad lap top
>shits whefty
>open up this fuckin pizza box and turn on
>'enter password'
>fuck.jpg
>my one weakness
>tries multiple passwords
>gets locked out
>dam
>no pr0n for this kid
>days later dad later tells me someone was fired for watching sicc pr0n on their work lap top
>woh
Did you say whefty?
>>5080799
whefty dubs
>be me
>die
>not really die becuse its october and that maens
>FUGGING GROUNDHOGS DAY
>wake up to ringing
>mom called
>"Get potato"
>house explodes
>die (not really tho)
>>5080833
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost
>>5080833
><>who are you quoting
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5082173
whefty /b/ dub
>>5082188
nice dubadub bub
>>5082194
/b/ is here to stay s4brother
>>5082197
you can stay if you act nicely :-}
>>5082200
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost