Final Destination: Trumpocalyse; aka Everyone Dies Especially You

>>5076708
No way, sis
I have to stay and fight for whats right
#notmypresident


COME AT ME /POL/

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>5076708
you can go to cucknada by yourself and get raked, bitch.

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>>5076726
rude

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>>5076733
u wanna see rude?
*breks ur frickin neck*

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stop right there sonny. canada ain't open borders like you wackos south of the 49th parallel

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>>5076734
plesae stop

>>5076726
Canada's just too cold
America is great, and now that greatness is at risk
If we cant impeach Trumprangutan, then we'll at least join together and prepare for 2018 majority tableturn!

>>5076739
im just kiddin anone i love you

>>5076740
crybaby!

>>5076734
didn't even check my dub what le fug s4s is truly :O (screaming face) smh (shaking my head)

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>>5076740
C'mon onii-chan! You and me! Together, in Canada!
;~~;
Please don't leave me alone!

>>5076745
i checked them irl

>>5076755 (dubs)
you check mine I check yours :---)

>>5076755
O shit
Just checked dem dubs irl too. Neato, friendo!

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>>5076747
Whats done is done, sis.
We cant run forever.

I'll face the music... alone.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>5076767

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>>5076767
>>5076772
what a bunch of gay dorks lmao

>>5076774
No ruderino, meanerino

theyre gonna kill themselves anyways both here and irl kek

>>5076747
dont worry nii-san we are anime, trump loves anime. also its ok trump is good guy i just want to keep you safe okay *strokes your head* we needednt worry the media has made you afraid, and im sorry but that fear is unfounded and exists so the globalists and exploit your emotions and make you fight in there slave army

>>5076747
*hugs* i'll never leave you alone

>>5076784
>tfw ur pres puts a man in charge of protecting nuclear codes and weaponry with said man not knowing that's his job, with only a bachelors degree in animal husbandry

I feel safer already /s

>>5076790
your dad has a degree in animal husbandry
LOL

>>5076792
Woah back off, baby boy
I' ll tellmy dad u insulted him, and he'll nuke u real gud

If he ever figures out what a nuclear weapon is, which I sincerely doubt he will, ever. Kekekek ecksdee

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>5076790
>i think degree are so important cause im a college idoctrinated brain-dead liberal
though your facts are completely wrong
you mustmean James Mattis, who has a BA in History from Central Washington
or John F. Kelly who has a Master of Science in National Security Studies from Georgetown

>6 years later
>escaped nuclear blast zones, constantly on the run

>trump had opened pandoras box by allowing all those billionaires to have power of the country
>bought out every elected official's vote
>every single one
>inexperienced or incompetant people placed in every important role, never replaced, always voted in
>incompetance led to attacks on the U.S., Trump reciprocating, 35% of the world is dead
>the U.S. is a barren wasteland, for the most part

>never saw my sis again
>most canadian cities were in range of the most recent nuclear strikes on the upper U.S. regions

>also im gay
Mom..
Dad?

Please accept me.

Your fortune: Good Luck