CRAAAWLIIING IIN MYYY MEEEEEMES

THEEEZ WEW'S THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEL

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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLUBE

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If you are an owner of a beaver and you happen to be reading this, then listen up because it may very well save your relationship.

If you straight and have a boyfriend or a husband, and that guy ends up cheating on you, don't jump at his throat and tear him to pieces; rather take a long look in the mirror girl. Have a glance, what do you see? If your lover isn't a piece of shit then it is most likely that you are not giving him something as much as he wants / needs it, or not a good enough quality, and no I do not just mean rompous-pompous in the bedroom.

It is easy to get a guy if you are a woman but keeping that guy is another matter. If he has cheated on you then maybe you are not taking care of yourself, that extra serving of cheese cake was probably a bad idea, skipping that 15 minute cardio workout AGAIN was probably a bad idea, not deciding to brush your hair this morning was probably a bad idea, not plucking your eyebrows this week, yeah probably a bad idea.
Lets also not forget that a way to a mans heart is through his stomach; how are your sandwich making skills? When is the last time you fixed your man a roast dinner?? Yeah I thought so.
Laying there like a fucking corpse on the mattress expecting your guy to do all of the work because 'he is the man' - right, you've never thought that he may stray away to find a real woman who can bump and grind?
Look in that mirror, what do you see? Because it probably isn't what your man sees and he is probably seeing the girl next door.

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>>5074843
oh and women, your period fucking stinks. You think we can't tell because you're used to it, but we do. I can tell when the girl behind the register is ragging. I'm sorry, one of the downsides to all your perks. Just fyi
Sometimes it even stinks out into the staircase from some chick's 1 bedroom.

>>5074851
No you can't unless you're literally in the bathroom with them. Calling bs

>>5074857
he's part dog he can smell it for blocks

>>5074857
Are you one of those castrated males?
>>5074868
being a dog is miserable

>>5074843
Im a guy n my beaver just lookd at me funny after reading this, especially the rompouspompuse part

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>>5074869

>>5074891
no dude
pheromones are not something you can just wash away
you aren't a dog
you don't understand
throw me a bone will ya?

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>>5074887
>87
Fore!

pic is a lemon line; repost it, or you become a lemon and join the line

>>5074896
*bones u* I hope u enjoyed that

>>5074896
>throw me a bone

wow dude you dont even try to hide it

>>5074903
thank you master

>>5074906
hiding is for CAATTS!!! GRRR DON'T MAKE ME THINK OF CATS ARR AR RARRAARRRRA RARA RA RA grr