What even is irony? Why don, t we all just be serious Serious thread

i'm serously SICK of all the ironiy!!

I need a shit but I am constipated.

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Irony to me is the vicarious mocking of the banality of life by accepting it as a sort of defense mechanism. I'm sure most of you have had a point where you were in such pain you just laughed like "haha" and that's what irony. One big impotent sad "haha"

>>5069190
lol i'm not reading all THAT xD

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>>5069182

Can we be serious ironically? That's generally my MO. People don't seem to get it

>>5069190
I like your serious attitude

>>5069197
Try to be more serious please.

>>5069208

See you just didn't get the irony of my unironic serious-post.

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Observe a 4-year-old child going through her daily life. You will not find the slightest bit of irony in her behavior. She has not, so to speak, taken on the veil of irony. She likes what she likes and declares it without dissimulation. She is not particularly conscious of the scrutiny of others. She does not hide behind indirect language. The most pure nonironic models in life, however, are to be found in nature: animals and plants are exempt from irony, which exists only where the human dwells.

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>>5069188
do you... do you have a dog? a little chow or something?

>>5069213
I see. So ironically being ironic, hiding a bitterness that all.is lost.

>>5069221
I do not have a dog no sir/madam etc

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>>5069211
Are those ironic dubs?

>>5069227
that's like the first level of irony, most of us are on levels of irony beyond comprehension

>>5069458

Unironically, yes

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im always seriuos when i do anpost on this board. i dont have time to paly silly games, posting is serious business

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life is really boring and I wish there were goals to achieve greater than acquiring money and status. sometimes I watch old movies and try to determine how they sculpted my modern self. I had a lot of fun playing video games with my friends, but I realize that if I want to balance my priorities and my gaming habits I'll never be pro. I also think most of my friends in irl are stupid, but I hate people so I find it difficult to find new, interesting friends.

old people are clueless, young people are retarded, and middle aged people are tired. I just wish I could find a little joy that didn't cost money.

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