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Nice get you asshole

>>5058888
quads ;_;

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>>5058888
Zorbeez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l25oCWDHnQI
If you got a real mess, and want to clean like the pros, then you gotta see this. Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez, the most absorbent material I’ve ever used. It has the strength and the muscle to pick up and hold over twenty ounces of liquid. Look at this. Zorbeez attracts liquid like a magnet. It doesn’t matter if it’s coffee, soda, even red wins. Watch as its powerful vacuum action pulls and cleans the stain from out of the carpet, just that quick. The secret’s in the X-twenty-seven fiber technology, making zorbeez over twenty seven times more absorbent than cotton. Forget towels that just drip, and unlike sponges that smell, zorbeez is odor free, and leaves a path of clean. Now you can clean and dry, and never leave anything behind. You’ll be amazed at just how much they absorb, and they’re machine-washable. Dry your entire car, even you dog. Use any cleaner for streak free windows. An average family uses up to two rolls of paper towels every week. That’s cash in the trash. Save money, and even help save the environment.

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>>5058888
Engrave-It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAZXLAB7Y3M
Tired of people borrowing your things, then forgetting they’re yours? Wish you had a way to instantly identify things that belong to you? Hi, Billy Mays here for engrave-it, the cordless engraving tool you use like a pen to permanently engrave anything you own. Use engrave-it for your expensive tools, so you’ll never have trouble claiming what’s yours. Etch your name on items that look the same, and avoid annoying mix-ups. If you can write your name, you can easily engrave-it. Make an id tag for your pets. or mark your office supplies and keep them from disappearing. Do you have a drawer full of keys, but don’t know what they open? Now you can easily mark all your keys and make them easy to find. Use it to mark lunch boxes and bicycles. Or label all your power tools. If something’s lost, it can’t be returned. Remember: engrave-it and save it. Use engrave-it with our mistake-proof stencils, and you can make your own professional-style engravings. The secret is the hardened carbide oscillating micro tip. It has the power to easily etch hardened steel, yet it’s safe to the touch. Engrave-it works on almost any surface. It gives you the power and the precision to neatly personalize your favorite items. And if you’re a crafter, it’s the ultimate tool. Other engraving tools can cost as much as sixty dollars. But call now, and you’ll get the professional engrave-it for only fourteen ninety nine. It comes complete with an extra tip, and three stencils to get you started, plus our money back guarantee. But call right now and we’ll double this entire offer including our guarantee. Keep them both or give one to a friend. No matter what the prized possession, just engrave-it and save it. That means you get two engrave-its, two extra tips, six stencils, and our sixty day guarantee - a huge value all for only fourteen ninety nine. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Flies-Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFpglWKR8bA
You swat, you shoo, you spray, but those flies still don’t go away. Hi, Billy Mays here for flies-away - the fastest, easiest, and most effective way to make flies go away for good. Flies-away goes to work in minutes, inviting thousands of flies in, but they can’t get out. The secret’s the lobster trap design, and the nontoxic, biodegradable bait that the flies can’t resist. It’s safe for you, your family, and your pets. It gets all the flies all the time. Here’s how it works: Just add the bait, pour in water, and hang it. That’s it. Within minutes, flies away starts to put out a scent that drives the flies crazy. Each flies-away can catch and eliminate over twenty thousand flies. This patented bait has been used by farmers, equestrians, restaurants, even the military. Use flies-away outside to keep those pesky flies from coming inside. Hang flies-away by the garbage. Your family gatherings will be fly-free guaranteed. Just look at how many flies after one week, two weeks, three weeks, even four. Those flies could be in your house, but not anymore. And when it’s full, disposal’s a breeze. So stop swatting, stop shooing, and stop spraying. and get the ultimate green invention for your fly prevention. Call now to get not one, but two flies away for only fourteen ninety five. But call now, and I’ll send you a third flies-away absolutely free. Just pay separate shipping and processing. That’s three flies-away, enough to get rid of sixty thousand flies, for only fourteen ninety five. Here’s how to get yours.

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>>5058888
Jupiter Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7yuoXU_QJs
Are you one of the millions that are guilty of driving while talking on your cell phone? Hi, Billy Mays here for the Jupiter Jack: the most convenient hands-free device for any cell phone guaranteed. Watch this. All you do is plug it into phone, and mount it on the dash. Preset your radio to eighty eight point seven fm, and you’re ready to go. Jupiter Jack transmits quality sound through the speakers in your car. Instead of hearing music, you hear the other person. If you want more volume, just turn up your radio. No plugs, no wires, no hands. Hi, it’s Billy. No problem, Carla. Be there in twenty minutes. See ya. In my car, the Jupiter jack is the only system I use, cause I can safely talk and drive at the same time. It’s compact and portable, and works with any phone in any car. Jupiter Jack transmits your conversation through the speakers of your car. Instead of hearing music, you hear the other person. Using a cell phone and driving isn’t safe, and in some states, it’s even illegal. You can spend up to a hundred dollars on a complicated blue tooth system. But call now, and get the hands-free portable Jupiter Jack system for just ten dollars. That’s right just ten dollars. But I’m still not done. Order right now, and we’ll send you a second Jupiter jack for a second car, friend, or a family member. Just pay separated shipping and handling. So do the right thing. Be safe and not sorry, and get two Jupiter jacks for just ten dollars. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Mighty Putty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vVTyBMFo3M
Hi, Billy Mays here for mighty putty. The easy way to fix, fill, and seal virtually anything fast, and make it last. Mighty putty is not a glue, but a super powered epoxy that you can mold to shape, and apply to directly to most any surface for an ever-lasting bond. Ordinary epoxies are a mixing mess. With Mighty putty, you just cut like dough, simply knead to activate, apply and let dry. It has the muscle to support up to three hundred and fifty pounds. Rebuild a damaged tool to work like new, or make car repairs and save money. Drills, bolts, and screws can ruin your projects. With mighty putty, you just cut, activate, and apply. Here’s something you can’t do with glue: mighty putty seals leaks instantly. Use it on pipes and faucets for a permanent seal. As you knead, it activates, turning from green to white, to show it’s ready to hold on tight. IT HAS THE STRENGTH TO PULL THIS FULLY LOADED, EIGHTY THOUSAND POUND TRACTOR TRAILER! NOW THAT’S THE POWER OF MIGHTY PUTTY. Whether it’s tile to wood, metal to glass, any job big or small, mighty putty repairs them all. Fill cracks in ceilings, walls, and floors. Mold it to furniture, sand, and paint for a seamless repair. And it’s ideal for all your crafting projects. There’s nothing you can’t do with mighty putty. Call now and we’ll send you two powerful sticks of mighty putty for only nineteen ninety nine. But through this exclusive tv offer, we’ll double it and send you two more sticks free. Mighty putty will pay for itself the very first time. But I’m not done yet. Call right now, and I’ll triple the offer, and send you six sticks of mighty putty for the same low price of nineteen ninety nine. Order now.

>>5058888
now this get is the get that gets are made of
damn just damn...

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>>5058888
Mighty Tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvuN1JK4FYU
Let’s face it: stuff breaks, wears, leaks, and that costs money. Before you call a pro, let mighty tape save you dough. Hi, Billy Mays here for mighty tape - the flexible power wrap that seals, repairs, and saves you money. Mighty tape is no ordinary tape, but a self-fusing silicone that creates an air-tight, water-tight seal in seconds. Regular tapes are a sticky mess. Mighty tape has no sticky adhesive. Just stretch, wrap, and it fuses fast. Use it to fix a leaky water pipe without calling a plumber. Don’t throw away an expensive appliance. Mighty tape safely repairs all your power cords. The secret is stretch. As you wrap, it fuses to itself, then shrinks back to hold on tight for a permanent seal. Now you can instantly repair a vacuum cleaner hose. Mighty tape insulates, protects, and even withstands this corrosive acid. Amazing. It works in freezing cold to repair an air conditioner, or intense heat to fix a blown radiator hose. Create new grips on tools, handlebars, and clubs. Outside, fix extension cords, sprinkler lines, or garden hoses. Use mighty tape to mend broken branches, stake plants, or string vines. We even repaired this punctured air hose. Even under pressure it has the strength to bring this diver back from the ocean depths. Now that’s mighty tape to the rescue. With every stretch, wrap, and repair, you’ll save hundreds. Call now and we’ll send you two rolls of mighty tape for nineteen ninety nine. That’s enough to wrap up to sixty feet. But to seal the deal, we’ll triple the offer and send you six rolls of mighty tape for the same low price of nineteen ninety nine. Order now.

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>>5058888
EZ Bundler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZoLaJoTR_o
Are you tired of wrestling with messy rope, sticky tape, and twist ties? Well here’s a better way. Hi, Billy Mays here for the home smart ez bundler, the innovative strapping tool that bundles and secures everything fast, neat, and easy. No matter what the size, just zip, click, and go. The secret is easy bundler’s endless strapping dispenser that adjusts to any size so you can secure anything from tangled computer wires to big bulky boxes. Use it to close garbage bags so they stay shut or to get rid of clutter in your garage or basement. Neatly organize all your holiday lights and extension cords. Even secure cabinets so they’re safe for children. EZ bundler’s strapping is strong enough to hold these heavy cinder blocks. That makes it tough enough for any job. Take it outside and use it to support tomato plants, bundle fire wood and yard waste, or neatly secure a garden hose. It’s that easy. And if you’re a do it yourselfer, easy bundler is perfect for securing two by fours, pipe, carpet, anything you’re hauling. Home mechanics love the easy bundler for securing wires, tubing, and hoses under the hood. You’ll find hundreds of uses around the house, in the yard or garage, even at work. Call now and get the home smart easy bundler with fifty feet of strapping and one hundred securing clips for only nineteen ninety nine. But wait. Order now and we’ll send you a second easy bundler, complete with strapping and clips. All you pay is separate processing and handling. But call right now and as an extra bonus we’ll even send you a set of our home smart storage bags. Triple your closet space in minutes. Just pay separate processing and handling. You get it all: a huge value for only nineteen ninety nine. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Fix It
uh oh. That’ll leave a mark. And another. And another. Stop the scratches. Hi, Billy Mays here. If scratches, dings, and nicks drive you crazy, don’t get frustrated, get Fix it, the fast action scratch remover from simoniz. Minor surface scratches like these would cost you hundreds of dollars to repair. With fix it, fixing that scratch is as easy as one, two, three. One: apply fix it to the scratch. Two: use the simoniz power buffer to push fix it’s high tech formula deep into the pores of the surface. Three: just wipe it away. It’s that easy. The secret to fix it is its fast action formula with millions of microscopic polishing agents that penetrate the scratch, restoring the paint to the original shine. Any car, any color. Fix it fixes minor surface scratches, door dings, and swirl marks like magic. Got a really deep scratch? Never fear. Fix it pro is here. This is the secret scratch repair formula body shop pros use to make deep clear coat scratches disappear like magic. With its easy to use applicator, simply apply, let dry, and you’re done. The resins fill the scratch while UV hardeners cure in sunlight, filling and sealing the scratch in no time flat. This is the one-two scratch removing power punch you’ve been waiting for, and right now it’s only nineteen ninety five. Call now and we’ll also include the finishing kit, with a handheld power buffer, soft touch pads, and microfiber polishing cloth, a thirty dollar value yours free. But call right now, and we’ll send you the simonize turbo vac, the car vac with the muscle to pick up any mess. A thirty dollar value, yours free, just pay handling and processing. You get it all: fix it for surface scratches, fix it pro for deeper scratches, the power buffer, microfiber cloth, and turbo vac, an eighty dollar value for only nineteen ninety five. Ask our operators about fix it for the home that works like magic. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Mighty Mendit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqupb8vky2w&list=PLB257F264F99BF49C
It happens. You rip, tear, and never have time to repar. Wait! Before you throw it away, let mighty mendit save the day. Hi, Billy Mays here for mighty mendit, The fast, easy way to mend, hem, and wear it again, saving you money. Mighty mendit is not a glue, but a flexible bonding agent that grabs, adheres, and interlocks the fibers of virtually any fabric for a permanent repair. Sewing takes forever, but with mighty mendit, just apply, gently touch, and mend it. It has the strength to withstand storm-force winds. AMAZING! Easily mend a hem at your desk to look your best. Even if you sit and split, mighty mendit will quickly fix it. Mend pillows and comforters right on the bed, or make furniture repairs and save money. Mighty mendit dries crystal clear, and is safe for most any fabrics. Plus, it’s machine washable. Even after fifty washes, the bond still stays strong. Whether it’s denim, leather, or lace, you can use mighty mendit any time, any place. We even repaired this parachute with mighty mendit, and it still has the strength to safely bring down this skydiver from thirteen thousand feet. Now that’s the power of mighty mendit. Plus it’s ideal for scrap-bookin or craft projects. You’ll find hundreds of money-saving uses. Call now and we’ll send you a large bottle of mighty mendit for just nineteen ninety nine. That’s enough for an entire house full of repairs. Order now, and I’ll triple the offer absolutely free. We’ll even include a travel size, and money-saving idea guide. But I’m not done. We’ll send you a bottle of gemit. Now you can add bling to just about anything, yours free. You get it everything for just nineteen ninety nine. Order now.

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>>5058888
Gator Blades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4DNWF33cpY&list=PLB257F264F99BF49C
Hi, Billy Mays here for the gator blade: the amazing new wiper blade that outperforms all others guaranteed. Gator blades just don’t wipe, they clear, clean, and dry with just one pass, keeping your windshield crystal clear. The gator blades let you see clearly even through a torrential downpour. Tackle caked on dirt and mud lightning fast in just one pass. Gator blades clear snow and ice quick and easy. Even dried on bugs are no match for the cleaning power of the gator blade. Ordinary wipers crack, tear, and rot. They skip across the surface, leaving streaks and smears. Gator blade’s revolutionary design provides with a clean windshield every time. THIS IS A BUG BAZOOKA! Inside are hundreds of bugs. They hit the windshield at over one hundred miles per hour. Only the gator blade has the power to remove these bugs like they were never there. The secret’s the clean-sweep diamond technology. It cleans and wipes at the same time. The dual action always leaves a path of clean. Watch this: one car, and a ton of mud. You can always depend on the cleaning power of the gator blade. Gator blade reduces glare, making it easier to drive at night. Gator blades are easy to install, and will fit any car, truck, or SUV. Call now and you’ll receive a set of the amazing new gator blades for only fourteen ninety five. As a special bonus, we’ll include the home gator blade. It uses the same technology to clean windows and mirrors with no streaks or smears. A twenty dollar value, yours free. That means you get it all: the amazing new gator blades, and the home gator blade - a sixty dollar value for only fourteen ninety five. Gator blades are the last set of wiper blades you’ll ever buy or your money back. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Hercules Hook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVBCXeekpbA&list=PLB257F264F99BF49C&index=18
Hi, Billy Mays here for the Hercules hook; one of the fastest and easiest ways to hang just about anything without any tools. No More pounding, drilling, or damage to your walls. With the Hercules hook, you just push, set, and hang. It has the muscle to hang and hold up to a hundred and fifty pounds. Now that’s super strong. Use them to hang an entire family picture gallery in no time. Proudly display all your achievements and awards in your office or kids’ room. Or hang a big bulky cabinet without breaking your back. Heavy or light, big or small, it hooks, hangs, and secures them all. The secret is its reinforced steel design that penetrates any drywall, and braces itself to the back to hold up to a hundred and fifty pounds. Now that’s the strength of Hercules. They’re so strong, you can safely hang a heavy, wall-sized mirror. Or this giant garage storage rack with confidence. Wanna move something? They come out just as easy. Perfect for apartments or dorms because it only leaves a pin-sized hole. Whether you’re hanging a picture or doing a complete room makeover, the Hercules hook will save you time and money. Order now, and we’ll double the offer, and send you twenty Hercules hooks. We’ll also include our laser marker precision leveler, yours free. But it gets even better .We’ll send you a set of ten Hercules hooks whenever you need them free for life . Just pay shipping and handling.

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>>5058888
Awesome Auger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLDXfYDAziI
Everybody loves the beautiful garden … but not the blisters, bending and backaches that
come with it. Hi, Billy Mays here with the Awesome Auger, the world’s most efficient and powerful
yard tool you’ll ever use. Just attach it to any size drill. Pull the trigger, plant and grow. It’s great for preparing soil for all kinds of planting. Use it to plant trees, shrubs and bushes. It works like magic for tilling and cultivating the garden. And it’s perfect for aerating compost piles. It takes all the work out of digging post holes, removing dead trees, bushes, roots and stumps. It takes the hard work out of yard work. Made of solid steel, its spiral, laser-sharp edge gives you the muscle to blast through
rock-hard clay, cut through the thickest roots and easily power out rocks and stubborn
stumps. Call now and get the Awesome Auger for only nineteen ninety five. As a special bonus, we’ll also
include the Ground Aug to plant bulbs by the dozens, with lightning speed. And it’s
perfect for raised flower beds, large potted plants and window boxes. But call right now and we’ll send you the Weed Aug that removes embarrassing weeds and dandelions. Just reverse and remove. You can also use it to make paint and concrete in seconds. And it even comes with the Awesome Auger Power Extender to make all your garden and yard work easier. The Weed Aug and the Power Extender for a $30 value, but they’re yours free. Just pay shipping and processing. And with every order, we’ll also include this powerful drill. A forty dollar value, but you’ll get it free. Just pay shipping and processing. You’ll get it all! The Awesome Auger … the Ground Aug … the Weed Aug … the Power Extender … plus the Power Drill – a whopping hundred and twenty dollar value for only nineteen ninety five. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Ding King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JGXbIfeuRY
Hi! Billy Mays here with an amazing new product, you got to see it to believe it – it’s called the Ding King. It’s the do-it-yourself dent and ding remover with professional results. What do you when you get a dent or a ding in your car? Up until now, you either had to drive around that way or spend hundreds of dollars to have it fixed. Not anymore. The Ding King gives you the power to remove that dent or ding in minutes, and you do it yourself. Here’s how it works: Simply apply the special bonding agent to the super strong dent- er and place it firmly in the middle of the dent. Now put the pulling bridge over it and twist on this special wing knot. It’s like dialing the dent away. You see it happen instantly, right before your eyes … like magic. The dent is gone. And look your car is like new again! It’s like the dent was never there. You want your car or truck to look good. Nobody wants to drive around with dents and
dings. Take a look at this ding … it’s a doozey. But don’t pay a fortune to have it removed.
And why risk higher insurance rates when you could remove it quick and easy with a
Ding King? Just turn the wing knot and watch that awful dent just disappear. Use it just once and it’s more than paid for itself. Ding King works on any finish and it works on all these makes and models. That’s just about every car and truck made, and I want you to put it to the test. If you’re not completely satisfied, we’ll refund your money. Call now and you’ll get the Ding King Kit complete with everything you need. Auto body shops pay as much as $300 for the same kit. The Ding King is yours for only
29.95, but you’ve got to call now. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Tool Band-it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwmTnyzpwe0
Tired of fumbling with your tools or wasting time trying to find them? Did you ever wish you had an extra hand? Hi, Billy Mays here for the Tool Band-it. When two hands are just aren’t enough, reach for the Tool Band-it. It’s a lightweight magnetic band that provides a safe secure place to hold all your tools and parts. The tool bandit uses powerful neo-magnetic technology. It holds wrenches, screwdrivers,
nuts, nails, and bolts, even a heavy hammer. You always have the right tools where and when you need them. Stop dropping, dragging, stretching. Take the nails out of your mouth. Whether you’re up a ladder, under a car or in those impossible to work areas, your tools and parts are always in easy reach.
Turn any belt into a tool belt with the Tool Band-it. It’s perfect for crafters, carpenters, mechanics or do-it-yourselfers. A job that takes two can now be done by one. The Tool Band-It will help you organize
any project – and you’ll never lose those small pieces again. So whether you’re working on a house, hanging curtains or fixing a car, any job big or small, the Tool Band-it tackles them all. The tool bandit is your handy helper. It even has the power to hold this twenty-five-pound weight … that’s amazing! Call now and, through this exclusive TV offer, you’ll get the original Tool Band-it for nineteen ninety five. Who needs a tool box when the tool Band-it saves you time, space and money? But order right now, and I’ll send you a second Tool Band-it absolutely free. Just pay shipping and processing. And here’s the best part: I’ll send you a set of my world-famous Hercules Hooks, a ten dollar value, free. You get not one, but two original Tool Band-its and our world-famous Hercules Hooks, a fifty dollar value, for only nineteen ninety five. Try it risk-free for thirty days or your money back. Here’s how to order.

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>>5058888
Kaboom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dvzgLXa-dI&NR=1
Hi, Billy Mays here. If you’re having problems with hard water buildup, soap scum, ring around the toilet, calcium lime and rust stains, then you need Kaboom. Spray Kaboom on a shower door and it gets the tough stuff that the others leave behind. Kaboom! And the soap scum is gone. If you got a shower head that’s clogged with hard water deposits, set it free with Kaboom! It’s got the power to break down and dissolve calcium, minerals, dirt and debris. Put the power back in your shower with Kaboom. Other cleaners have harsh fumes, not Kaboom! It has a gentle, fresh scent. Use it on the tile around your tub and shower. It gets rid of all kinds of stains and keeps grout looking like new. It even has the power to remove a ring of rust. Your tub is where soap scum and hard water really build up. Kaboom attacks it easily in one easy step without gloves and without harsh fumes. It even cuts through mineral deposits in this flower vase with ease. Use it on cement and watch stains like rust disappear. Kaboom tackles your toughest stains inside and out without ammonia and without bleach. Other cleaners drip and run. Ultra-scrub stick, non-grip formula cleans to all surfaces. It penetrates and dissolves tough grime like soap scum and hard water stains. Its scrubbing granules even clean tile and grungy grout.

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>>5058888
Mighty Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3SgdzW-1lQ&list=PLB257F264F99BF49C
Hi, Billy Mays here for Mighty Shine: the easiest way to bring back the shine to your gold, silver, gemstones, and valuables in no time. Mighty shine is not a jewelry cleaner, but a supercharged tarnish remover. You simply dip, dunk, and remove years of gunk. Old-fashioned tarnish removers take forever, but with mighty shine, just add hot water to activate, dip it in, and you’re done. Whether it’s one piece or a hundred, plated or solid metal, it has the power to safely clean and shine in seconds. The secret is the shine activator that creates an effervescent action. When your metal touches the shine plate, it instantly removes tarnish and grime, doing all the work for you. It’s guaranteed to work as quickly and easily as it does here on TV, or your money back. Restore your family heirlooms to shine like new. Or give your entire jewelry collection a mighty shine makeover, so you can wear it again, saving you money. Here’s something you can’t do with polish: mighty shine’s effervescent action cleans woven pieces, filigrees, and delicate links. Just dip it in, and you’re done. Take it from me, Sir Billy Mays. It has the strength to take tarnish off this giant, medieval sword. Now that’s the power of mighty shine. Call now and we’ll send you the complete mighty shine kit, with one jewelry shine plate, a half-pound of activator, and the ing cloth for spot free drying, all for only nineteen ninety nine. During this exclusive TV offer, we’ll double everything you see absolutely free. But I’m not done yet. Call now, and I’ll make this the best deal on TV, and send you a large silver shine plate to restore your entire silver set in seconds free. You get all this: a huge value for just nineteen ninety nine.

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>>5058888
Big City Slider Station
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ombFvO_CyO0&NR=1
Hi, Billy Mays here for the Big City Slider Station, the fast and easy way to press and cook delicious sliders. Those restaurant mini burgers everyone loves. No more squishing and squashing or flipping and flopping. With the Slider Station, just scoop, press and cook right on your stove. The unique design cooks both sides at once, so you never have to flip ‘em. And in just two minutes, you’ll have five mouth-watering sliders. Use dinner rolls, potato rolls, any bun. You can double or triple-stack ‘em and watch your family attack them. Top with pickles, onions, ketchup or cheese, Big City Sliders are sure to please!
The double-sided, non-stick surface is so slick not even burnt on cheese will stick. Whether its ground beef, chuck, or sirloin, just scoop, press and cook. No flipping and no hassle. Make healthy turkey, chicken and veggie burgers with ease, and join the craze with me, Billy Mays! You could also cook ‘em on a bed of onions for that classic diner taste. Or use the Slider Station as the ultimate burger press to load the grill in no time. And watch this: On a busy school morning, five perfect egg sandwiches in an instant. Moms are going to love it! And when you’re done, clean-up’s a breeze. Call now and receive the Big City Slider Station with measuring scoop for just nineteen ninety nine. We’ll also include this Slider Station Recipe Guide loaded with my favorite creations like the barbecue bacon cheddar and the original Billy Burger free. But call right now, and we’ll send you the quick prep slicer perfect for onions, pickles, and mushrooms – at twenty dollar value free. Just pay separate shipping and handling. You get it all! Big City Slider Station, Measuring Scoop, Recipe Guide and Quick Prep Slicer all for just nineteen ninety nine. Order right now!

sticky this

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>>5058888
Orange Glo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2HTgXjH3SA
I love beautiful wood. Don’t you? Well, let me show you how to take care of all your wood with Orange Glo wood cleaner and polish, made with pure orange oil. It cleans, polishes and protects all at the same
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>>5058935
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>>5058922 (chegged)
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