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One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.

I feel like kafka sometimes when I'm in bed at night I come up with the stupidest fucking things imaginable last night I thought of lobster demons with tendrily dripping flesh pooping on everyone and I just howled.

yeaaa take my goopy magma flesh dripping *blurp*

>>5052391
He turned into an anime poster?

>>5052403
I don't watch anime but that was a stupid joke

One morning Mr. Kafka woke up and he was all bug-shaped and gross and his family had no idea what to do with him but I guess he just went along his usual regular human life but instead he was a bug

Francis Kay woke from dreams that were not uneasy, but exultant, and found himself an insect.

>>5052384
How is that spider supose to flip off his back if he is so fucking flat?

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>>5052391
Vermin supreme?

>>5052384
Picture of Prime Minister Erdugan getting out of bed in the morning

>>5052619
why do u know so much about american poltics?

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>>5052765
Because I'm guacamole kiddo

No, jokes aside, I actually only cared for the election and the memes. Obama is still considered the best option here in europe after that whole election shit, but that's because we don't suffer from his domestic politics here.

Honestly, being a republican president with democratic senate and congress or vice verca like in Obamas case makes the filling of new laws pretty difficult, people tend to forget about that. The president is more representative than a dictator with extreme power, therefore I always think it's a bit stupid if he gets shit on for everything that goes wrong, regardless if the president/chancellor is Obama, Trump, Merkel, Cameron, Hollande or Shinzo Abe.

>>5052793
I literally laughed out loud at how unfunny you are lol that whole post was like an attempt and u just fell flat

>>5052793
>the memes
its always the h*cking memes!

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>>5052805
Dude i just went full Leppo

>>5052832
Give me 2016 election memes

>>5052836
when im drunk you're fairly funny but when im sober it's noise

reminds me of people who fuck pigs and wake up with regret in the morning

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>>5052837
>fucking pigs

Also, people honestly come here to see funny shit? When I find something funny here, it's mostly just a side effect tbqh famalam

>>5052838
ya i notice dat this thread was funny until u posted lol its like u exist just to ruin fun for others that must be a sad existence not in a u should feel bad way but literally re-evaluate yourself as the /pol/kid you are and maybe grow up haha ok theres ur daily allotment of attention i hope u have a good day

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>>5052841