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Without laughing.
I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
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>>5049302
What other animals do you fight? What about a dolphin can u beat up that?
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>>5049315
OP in the middle
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>>5049319
damn that must be the sci fi channel cause no ways is dwarves that small real
whistle wall you work, peep boy
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>>5049302
>I took one MMA class for a month and then quit because I knew everything already KEK
>I'm 5'6, 250lbs
>I feel really fast when I run and punch the air sometimes
>No trust me guys I can take on a 400 pound Silverback with my bare hands any day.
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Heh he'd be snapped in half like a twig before he had a chance to cry out for his mommy.
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