Is it just me or does Stephen King look weird to anyone else

>>5044328
he used to do a lot of coke and drink tons of booze. and he had health issues as a kid.

>>5044328
tiny eyes and a huge ass mouth

>>5044328
Except he's not a cool guy. He's a neurotic asshole with a long history of mental problems and addictions.I have dealt with him a few times before in the grocery store where I live in Maine.

he's just ugly

>>5044328
Except he's not a cool guy. He's a neurotic asshole with a long history of mental problems and addictions.I have dealt with him a few times before in the grocery store where I live in Maine.

>>5044343
>>5044347
I saw Stephen King at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>5044328
hes half lizard

>>5044328
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

>>5044328
that's because he was replaced by a pod person about 15 years ago, one of the first. Now the East Coast, and in particular the Democratic party, are riddled with them.

Man I hate little caesars

>>5044368
this
>>5044358
is this pasta?

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>>5044366

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King is mean.
I asked him for an audio graph but he saw my Trump hat and said "oh your a Nazi huh fuckoff" and I said no im not mR King plz wait I am big fan and he said "fuk u losert"
fuK HIM asshole arrogant fuktard also his books are overrated as fuck... maybe a few are decent but on average FART

>>5044480
The second one is. I don't even remember who it's about to begin with.