no do not eat me ahhhhh bad poke lole

>>5044274
this is my sexual fantasy

>>5044274
OP? Did you survive? Are you still here? Should we be worried the hunger of the poke knows no limits?

Bumping to remind newfigs what a quality thread looks like

>>5044280

I indeed survived, but at what cost? For I am but a mere piece of poke poop now, destined to waste away in the sewers. Do not let this happen to yourselves! Never trust a poke under ANY circumstance.

>>5044335
oh looks like poopboi has a nice brother now

>>5044335
Has the poke had enough food dear poop OP? Or will it hunt for more food for it's never ending hunger?

>>5044344

The poke's hunger is ever growing, the more it eats, the more glutinous it becomes. And it is not alone, there are over seven hundred individual pokes, all with great hunger. So watch your back out there...

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Bad poke eats a lot of peopls.

>>5044400
nice dubs

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>>5044344
Unchecked dubs, but [s4s] is still alive, and there is still hope!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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THIS IS A STATE OF GLOBAL EMERGENCY, POKES ALL OVER THE GLOBE ARE EATING PEOPLE! RESIDENTS OF ALL NATIONS ARE RECOMMENDED TO TAKE SHELTER IF AT ALL POSSIBLE. THERE IS NO WORD ON WHEN THE POKE EPIDEMIC WILL END. THIS IS NEWS REPORTER BEN DOVER AND I AM ABOUT TO BE CONSUMED BY A POKE. OVER TO YOU, TIM

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I knew this day would come, thank God I don't taste very good...

>>5044341
i used to have an ebil twin
with his own meme career
but now the rains weep oer his chin,
with no one there to hear