i accidentally god poopfaced

Someone please explain this to me.

>>5042140
Just some dude

>>5042146
yeah thats fucking right. please write me off as a novelty for its what I am!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr7pY-UINm4

>>5042245
didn't want to speak for you tbh
relax

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5042272
i spoke for myself!

no worries! chin up. shoulders abridged. plow on. plow. plow. keep going soldier

your duty is not over yet.

>>5042280
this is more like a prison sentence than duty tbh

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>>5042284
DO YOUR BID. BIDE YOUR TIME

za. now here is a model of bruno. see how he writhes in emotional pain? but they dont do it blatant...sa. they do it SLOWLY.

>>5042287
I'm going to train a gorilla to learn sign language and then have it say really inappopriate things to you

>>5042297
( -̈ )

>>5042297
za. he through himself into der flud. or was he pushed?

>>5042315
pushed, thrown, what's the difference, we all end up in the same place anyway

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>>5042138
may I ask why you picked that cat as your visual representation?
what is it about that creature you find in common with yourself?

>>5042325
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>5042321
"but in the end it's all the same"

I like you. you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

>>5042343
your movie references are not lost on me good sir

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>>5042138
i just want to go home

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>>5042299
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost

>>5042299
Dindu dubdubs