Any retard stories

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This one guy drove a car and swerved cause there was a bump in the road, he almost hit the side of the sidewalk. Car driving man got lucky that day he swerved

Yeah, now with all the money in the world
You can't buy my respect!
Yeah, it's just a matter of pride
But that's all I've got left

I didn't tell the guy to play with his balls and they were bigger kids they would kick my ass if I said anything

>>5041985
i dont understand why bullies get kids to do gay stuff.

>>5041992
Nice car

I went to a home place to buy a good door but only had 89 so I spent most of my money buying a weak door. I went home put my arm through it to test how weak it was, after 2 punches and 1 soft hit I made a success to see through the door where my hand was

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When I was a kid there were a lot of bullies when you seen the big kids you better run for your life
One thing they might do his pants you they would pull your pants down right in front of everybody

I took my ball out for a ride and bounced my bike when I rode my ball stranger tall kid comes to me rides my balls and bounces my bike,

In the fifth grade there was a tard named Tyler, during gym class when the coach would send us to the bathroom to relieve ourselves, Tyler would pull out his unnaturally large penis and start charging everyone with hisbpenial slapping around. Once he even ran out of the boys bathroom with his dick out and started chasing the girls with it.