These Dank Chili's ate my dog

WRONG!

u have to eat them all to get ur dog back he will be in 1 of them and u will find out the hard way

I want to eat your dog. :^)

You dank coon! I saw these little shits eat my dog's ass after killing my fine ebony goddesses' left toe

[g] are these the new meem arrows?

Nigga those chili peppers dindu nuffin

I'll eat you. :^)

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Look out newfags

> Not green texting properly
> being this new

>>>>[g] Don't even go there. These damned chilis
>>>>[g] ate my ebony goddess and my dog

>>5030304
good afternoon, friend!

who are you "quoting"?

>>5030304
Who are you quoting?

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woof

shut up bi*ch

>>>[b] U little ranecoon!... Ill have u know that my dog was a fine lover of my ebony goddess, and these damned dank chilis ate him WHOLE!

>>5030311
good numbers checking a questionable statement

did you ever figure out who he was quoting?

K, I am going to clarify some things. In the beginning of yesterday, that is January the third, I just came back home from my chili fields after a long nights work of picking ripe, moist, firm chilis. I then came back home and spoonfed my ebony goddess or a handmaiden and wife Tyra, a big wooden spoonful of the chilis. Little did I know that these chilis went unripe and dank, and quickly began to crawl out of her cooch and proceeded to begin to eat out both my dog's and my own asshole. The chilis then unwrapped themselves of their rapid outer-peeling and quickly began to swally my fat ass dog WHOLE

>>5030350
that is the biggest lie I have ever seen written out in a text post on nice board [s4s].con or even any other website!

you think you're better than these people? HuH?! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM?!

>>5030356
YOU TELL EM STEVEDAVE

Yu want to go boi? Ill have these chilis unleashed upon ur phat ass

>>5030512
you won't do a thing because you're a gigantic retarded buttface!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chili-picking masters association at the University of American Samoa, and I’ve been involved in numerous chili-picking operations in the coonfields, and I have over 3000 confirmed chili-picks . I am trained in Pod-picking and I’m the top Taiwanese pepper-packer in the entire northern hemisphere. You are nothing to me but just another white-boi ebony hating rampa fucker who can’t even handle the spice of these peppers. I will wipe you the fuck out with heat and flavors the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my chili-packing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, RANECOON. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs and chili-packers across the USA and your restaraunt habits is are traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, randa-howeser. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your taste-buds. You’re fucking pallet is gonesies, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-peppah you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed picking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the FDA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little poon. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking ramp-ass tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn panera. I will shit hot spicy chili all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dundees, kiddo.