where are we?

s4s
eric
nobody.
if you choose
its not.
a gay boi
photoshop
possibly

>>5030244
What is this place
Filled with so many doubles?
Casting its spell
That I am now under

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>>5030244
Somewhere
someone
some people
could be
some reason
a human
because
could be

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>>5030261
why did you put periods on those two but none of the others?

>>5030269
why are you so vague?

>>5030271
Because

>>5030273
because

>>5030244
A nice place for nice people

We are nice people

(Nice dubs)

It's nice because it is its essence

swaglord is your new best friemnd

Because he works out

Yes

>>5030244
hello there, Anonymous.

VERY nice dubs, by the way :^)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5030274
you are literally the least helpful person

except for me, because I don't like you and I just gotta let you know it.

honestly, I'm gonna have to go ahead and say, "fuck you, dude."

I hope you understand.

>>5030325
>fuck you, dude
at least he isn't rude

>>5030346
thanks for clarifying your quote there, friend. I also applaud the delightful, off-beat commentary: 100% EPIC

>Where are we
We are in our invidivual locations in time and space
>what is this place
This is an imageboard on 4chan called Shit 4chan Says, it began as an April Fool's Joke in 2013 as a way to mock /pol/'s boogeyman of the day, r/ShitRedditSays. Most people didn't use it for that purpose and instead turned it into a wonderful funposting board, which is what it currently still is.
>who are you
My name is not important but my deeds shall echo on throughout eternity
>who are we
We are a part of a collective consciousness, we call our subsegment of this consciousness "Earth" and ourselves "humans." We are relatively highly evolved primates that have learned how to adapt the environment as well as ourselves.
>am i a part of this too
Yes.
>why is it so nice
Because being nice is the best way to be
>who is swaglord
Swaglord is mot's friend, but also a jokester and a guy with some kind of moderational powers considering that he does things that normal users can't. Also theorized to be a name used by all moderation when funposting.
>why is he so photogenic
good genes
>am i nice too
You seem pretty nice.

I hope all of this information was useful to you.
Also, [s4s] has spoilers, and you can fortune by putting fortune in the options field

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>5030421
wowe u sure answer a lot of questions :^)

>>5030430
Different strokes for different folks

>>5030438
is that what happened? did he have a stroke?

oh, I hope I'm just a voice. this body is getting crampy.

>>5030449
Nobody had a stroke, it was just a temporary lapse of reasonable insanity

>>5030461
and, we're back.

Thanks for coming in today. It has truly been one heck of a ride so far, and it seems we're just getting started.

>>5030465
a ride to where?

>>5030465
Don't forget your booties cause it's coooold out there today

>>5030244
>>44
Esforest
Me
Us
If you'd like
Nice board
Mod
Cuz he smiles
Yes

>>5030271
those were the two "edgy" responses, clearly he subconsciously added a period for dramatic effect to those two because it felt right when he read it in his head.

>>5030604
>subconsciously

you were close until that. but I applaud your sophomoric ability to see the blatant I give u +1 upvotes

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>>5030244
>here
>A person here
>[s4s]
>depends on who you are
>not sure, but let's keep it that way
>swaglord
>because he is swaglord
>i hope you are