mini ninjas

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> my friend, age 11
> he's literally addicted to pretending to be a ninja
> his parents eventually take away his bamboo sticks
> bitchwtf.png
> he goes into a deep depression for a long period of time
> they say he's addicted to it, but he thinks he isnt not
> he tells me a little mini ninjas didnt hurt every now and then

> be me, 5 years later
> see my friend
> he looks like he crawled out of a cave everyday at school
> he tells me just because he's 16 doesnt mean he's not cool
> the addiction to mini ninjas became a lot more intense now
> it began to take over his life

> be me, 3 months into my senior year
> my friend nearly forgot to go to prom a while ago
> mini ninjas is getting out of hand
> the addiction was tearing his family apart
> which is why he became suicidal

> he grabbed a hardwood bokuto from his closet one day after school while i was over
> he was nearly moaning as he held it in his hands
> ohshit.jpg
> he positions the hardwood bokuto in front of his stomach
> and just stares at me for the longest time
> finally impales himself