You do believe in Jesus, right anon?
Oh ya, sure I do
love is a basketball-and-chain, brother. come on!
>>5025727
>jesus-loving psycho
>anime
go home, Ghost Stories, your'e drunk, on drunk, on drunk
>>5025727
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
Jesus
help me find my proper place
>>5025796
"A Sissy's Guide to Christian Sex"
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>5025800 nice dub
wanna show me how 2 have christen sex big guy??
>He knows about Jesus but he doesn't believe
>>5025804
we'll need:
-a life-size jesus statue looking over us
-a couple of thorned cockrings
-missionary
-a cross-shaped paddle for spanking your ass, as punishmentfor being such a faggot
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>5025813
by the way those thorned cockrings should be painfully piercing our cocks, so we can use the blood as lube
God says sex isn't fun, because if it is, we'll go to hellwe must comply with his demands
>>5025727
lol no evil science man is my lord
>>5025844
>iFunny
bad
>dubs
good
I'M CONFLICTED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5025844
this is what i do to ifunnyposters like you
I believe in pic related
>>5026223
Is that jesus?
literally lolling @ the people that saided yes
>>5025727
Sure I do :^)