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>be me
>MHT at psych ward
>easy job shit pay usual.exe
>main hospital needs someone to sit with patient
>makes sure they don't get out of bed
>easy nuff
>gets to room
>guy is doped up vegetable.jpg
>changes tv adult swim/plays on phone
>hellz yeah
>15 minutes left to work
>mfw guy starts to deathrattle
>autism sets in
>spams call nurse button
>office space.mov
>calling for help in hallway
>tumbleweed.jpg
>oh shit bro we're fucked
>divine intervention sets in
> aunt jemima walks in
>hallelujah.gif
>tells me I should have called
>me stank face.jpg
>tells me to find "that guy" in the cafeteria
>never been in area of hospital
>at least 20 "that guys on earth"
>fuck
>autistic sprint
>can't find
>aunt jemima is angry
>gonna drown me in syrup
>go get him out bathroom
>still clueless autistic sprinting in circles
>divine intervention sets in
>bob marley comes in
>aunt jemima is relief
>rushing him get vitals and to page "the doctor"
>rasta is high as fuck
>divine intervention sets in
>wayne knight walks in
>applause.avi
>aunt jemima says I need to be trained
>perfect op
>wayne looks my way and throws me his glasses
>wtf face.jpg
>guy flatlines
>glasses fall to ground
>shatters into maple syrup
>sticking to the ganja smelling man
>I walk out
>head held high
>as a kite
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>>5015373
>MHT
Menopausal Hormone Therapy?
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>>5015388
dubs confirmed what am i doing with my life
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>>5015394
Ya know, I don't think anyone ever contemplates taking their own life in the way portrayed on that racially ambiguous man's face.
Looks like he's trying to solve a crossword puzzle, not enduring an existential crisis.
Fuck that guy. Those shutterstock people need to step their game up.
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>>5015401
>Those shutterstock people need to step their game up.
Do you think there's a market out there for stock photos of of people undergoing intense internal turmoil and experiencing heartfelt emotions? I'd invest in your startup.
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>>5015409
The influx of sincerity into office room power point presentations via the sincerity of the emotional turmoil depicted on the stock photo actor faces will subtly infiltrate the business world and undermine The System, I can see it now, people becoming uncomfortable during board meetings with their dumb little laser pointers to the point where they have to 'step out for a minute' only to find a resignation post-it on their desk
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>>5015417
It's beautiful
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>>5015401
>implying that life isnt a puzzle yet
>hasnt figured out that dying is the solution yet
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>>5015469
Who are you quoting?
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>>5015394
>>5015409
>>5015469
>IMPLYING
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>>5015473
who are you quoting?
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>>5015373
To be quite honest, you lost me halfway.
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>>5015469
dying isn't so much the solution to the problem as it is the reset-button to a problem if you know what i mean
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>>5015477
oh wowe nice dobbles!
and cute sleepin kitters lolse
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>>5015483
Look, all I'm sayin is
the solution to 99% of life puzzles is
"did you try turning it off, then back on again?"
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>>5015494
Thats good advice. I tried doing that with my lamp. And it turned on as I turned it on.
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>>5015491
omg
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