Once upon a time
gader
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
There was a maid
>>5014911
And he always checked ur dubs
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>5014911
The maid had 3 boobs, and was cleaning a bookshelf, a very high one, and she was in the maid outfit you all are thinking of
>>5015225
Dubs
>>5015243
"Oh, I wish I had dubs." she said. "Then I would leave this place and live in a mansion of my own, instead of being just a servant for this alligator."
once upon a time i had a whole movie theatre in my chevorlet
>>5015279
I bet you got pretty lousy gas mileage.
did the maiden ever get her dubs??
this is making me berserker. i fucking HATE unfinished stories
>>5015259
when suddenly she felt a pressure in her tummy.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* The maid blushed, as the sound of her relief echoed through the chambers. She hoped nobody heard that! (But secretly thought about what if the prince of the castle would say / do if he smelled her at such a vulnerable time!)
i wish i could meme this hard ;___;