RATE SANTAS HELPER

How did you get that picture of me?

this made me lol cuz i had to literally pull my drunk mother off the toilet, pull her pants on. take her socks off then carry her to her room

I feel nothing. but i do laugh at you kids who play pretend strange.

>>5003865
After u carried her to her room then what?

>>5003884
probably dead for all I care

she's a bitter unabashed alcoholic who hasn't gotten over the death of her mother and siblings, and even if i love her i cant abide.

memes are cute. now imagine dragging your too drunk to walk alcoholic mother to the bathroom like a child.

forget it, keep memeing. you kids only play at suffering. phony.

>>5003890
:^(

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>>5003890
you think this is a game to me? as simple and innocent as a game of baccarat, monsieur? i watched my beloved di ofe the foulest cancer known to man. she looked into my eyes and made me promise i'd go on and try to be happy. i made that promise knowing i couldn't. how could i? without her there is no sunshine. there is nothing. but, oh monsieur, your mother is a drunk? pity you, monsieur! pity you!

I rate #1

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>>5003865
>>5003890
Wow nerd, way to win the "my life sucks more than yours" Olympics. Bet you're very happy about that. Bet it really makes you love how you suffer more than people who only meme about it. After all, those guys are pretending, so jokes on them!

Laff it up, I love smelly old granny pussy. I really love it when they lose their bladders, and hose down my cock, so it slides in their asses easier. Grannies finish nice, too.

UR MUM

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>>5004100
Kick my nuts please