theoretically

>>5002160
*Dies instantly*

>>5002164
*drops pheonix down

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>>5002160
>halfway through trainer school she gives you this look

E N D G O A L

>>5002176
lol wht is ur aeris or somtihng;

tyyyyyyu*Aueti

wtf she doesnt have a benis? what is that thing

FUCK YOU
Cuntlicker

theory, wat is end game lole?

Ya don't ever want know

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Topeka

>>5002190
oiii

sucku perenis kudasaii

>>5002868
balls

In theory, yes, monsieur. In practice? I am not so sure.

what was her end game though in all seriousness

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Why so down tonight
Just another day that didn't go your way
Well, don't you make a sigh
Just take my hand
Don't toss and turn

Let's just lie awake
In just a moment's time, you'll wonder why you
Ever thought you'd ever look
For more than you've got
'Cause, baby, you've got you and me

I'm gonna hold you tight
Through the night
The bed bugs better hope that I don't bite
While you're counting sheep in your head
It's time to hit the sack
Kapow, attack
Smack those troubles down
K.O., they're down

One two three A.M.
Oh, is it midnight still
The window sills are
A billion miles away
But your lucky star
He's here for sure

Down here 'neath the sheets
The world is yours to conquer
Won't be long, dear
I'm the king and you're the pawn
We're a perfect pair

Girl, you made the right mistake
Choose me instead of constant heartbreak
Now let's raise the stakes
Go on, you've earned it
Ask for any wish, I'm on it
Granted word for word, I promise
Baby, that's the charm
You got it made, yes

Don't you be afraid
In just a moment's time, you'll wonder why you
Ever thought you'd ever look
For more than you've got
'Cause, baby
You've got you and me

Ooh
Buckle up tonight
You wanna get away
Forget it, baby
Got you in my sights
They never got
They don't ever learn

Hell, for heaven's sake
In just a moment's time, you'll wonder why you
Ever thought you'd ever look
For more than you've got
'Cause, baby, you
You've got you and me

>>5002160
She has a butt hat

????????????????????

>>5002160
And she farts

>>5005643
LOLE

*sniffe*

>>5002160
Hypotheticall the lipstick wouldn't stain her lips because it has an outward magnetic polarity

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>>5002160
Theoretically, in practice, ergo, vis–à–vis, concordantly, in order for her to put her lips upon the pussymound in such a fashion, she would have to insert her entire nose into the butte–hole and therefore would give the best butte–sniff theoretically possible.

Q.E.D.

Gross