I'll start:
>be me
>be walkin down street with gf (she's a qt nerd like me lol)
>see stupid normies holding hands
>the dude is a total chad with a hot gf but she's wearing a fallout shirt
>scream "reeeee" at him becuz he's a dumb normie with a gf pretending to be a nerd
>he sees my gf's fallout shirt
>he screams "reeeee" back
>we take a picture together and upload it to our snapchat page with the caption "fuckin normies lol"
>all our non normie friends upvote it and shit
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>nerd gf says she'll give me a bj like a stripper in fallout (she likes referencing fallout because she's not a normie, she's weird like me lol)
>starts blowing me in the car
>feels good mayyne.jpg
>about to cum.jpg
>stupid fake nerd normie couple with their mario t-shirts walk by.jpg
>boner killed.jpg
>fuck.jpg
God I hate normies
>>5000624
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Damn
heh norms are the worst i mean normans a-am i right? ha ha
>>5000657
>>5001301
>>5001312
>make blog thread
>no one blogs
>>5001440
if its any consolation, i think "blog" is a funny word
>>5001463
stupid normies are too normie blog reeee
how do blog
is this blog
>>5001496
yes is very good i subcribe1
*blogs around*
blig blag blog blarg... thatz the sound a blog animal makez
>>5001498
ty
this is also blog
>>5000624
nice blog who wrote that?
>be le me
>wake up
>cant wake up
>wake me up inside
>cant wake up
>saaaaaave meeeeeee
>>5001632
this post is too scry pls delet thx u