new meme splool of wlool

i think i heard a song or read a book about some maiden with flaxen spun hair idk who that cunt was though

>>5000186
Great meme. A new twist on an old classic.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5000186
trading my anal virginity for wow gold pm for more info

>>5000189
>c***
No rude pls qthx

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5000189
ah, a mademoiselle with flaxen tresses, whose maidenhead is yet preserved against the brutish penetration of our feudal lord, with the cursed droit du seigneur, non? how innocent, how sweet! she enchants me, monsieur. what a shame all women are whores.

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>>5000202
go on about the harlots and the brutish penetration

I like those parts

>>5000208
ah, mon ami, i have a tale to tell of a harlot indeed and the most brutal of penetrations! here, monsieur, is the tale: u r mom.

>>5000216
HOME FUCKING RUN

tssh hahaha yeah like ur gonna shit ur pants or sumthin. EMBARRASSING PSEUDOSEXUAL PUBLIC ENCOUNTERS.

>>5000229
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....