Mankind invented true terror
Nothing could stop it
Nothing can
Once built, it has been set in motion
It lays in wait in your local Walmart
It lays still, hidden waiting for its victim
Most don't see it until it is too late
Some will only buy it, not knowing the pain they shall suffer
The suffering caused has become its own PTSD
It is insufferable, yet will not kill
It will not damage
It only causes pain
The scooter waits for its 13-year old victim
Then strikes against the ankle
The strife caused warrants an exterminatus
>>4997431
How may we combat such a threat?
>>4997433
The simple use of a holy object
A Devine feat of technological engineering
A device created by the nonexistent gods themselves
A chainsaw
>>4997437
But wait, for they have evolved
They are metal
And a chainsaw shall not do
We must have further holy inquiries about this new,mins poker threat to humanities well-being.
>>4997437
If you want to kill a tree an augur would work as well, but would be far less conspicuous
>>4997443
It shall not do, for this is a silent war. 'Tis a good idea, though.
>>4997440
Electomagnetic radiation is still not recognized by most doctors and engineers... so that pretty much invalidates their entire college....