mushroom tagliatelle

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Hey, can we get a quality thread here for a change? Sheesh!

>>4991669
Your just a spammer who doesn't even check trips tbh.

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>>4991666
666 holy shit nice trips
+ the food looks good hope u have great Christmas.

poopy in a cream butt, pooping outta cream butt. creamy butt-paste. poopy stink batch of butt cream

>>4991666
That is a good looking meal you have there Satan
>>4991744
Good double

krakel puss-paste over cabbage , boil til homogenous. yeasty puss-paste bon appetit !

soilt underbants heat hot til the whole kitchen stanks ! hot hot heat til putrid, mucous - in - food mucous - up - lip ! mucous-nodules lurking in my pube hair

big ol cancer lump inna poop-maker. sacrificed a chicken in the backyard to moloch. impromptu eulogy. soil's going gray above where its decomposing. might hafta dig em up one-a these days and toss 't to the dumpster.

>>4991666
nice food nice numbers

>>4991758
Thx!

chicken choker, booboo-ai , biigga me dutt dump bum boom

big gibble boo-ai grip gibba mweheh

mwibbit, heh, mwib-bibbit, berpel .. mweheh berpel mcdutt doit doomboo

glad this food made it back to the TOP front and center where it rightly belongs above all the rest of the TRASH on this board

>>4991777
good triple

>>4991784
aha thx

i've got so much raw chicken

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mushroom tailgate lol

>>4991791
good song

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>>4991799
aha thx hugs & cookys xoxo

dollop'll do me lol

ne tips on how to make my creammy mc cream sauce not congeal get gross licha left over right away? gets gross rite away idk why.. . licha school glue

gribble mc-brimby mm-heh-mwheheh doit goinsoint

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>>4991666
Food, very nice! Looks delicious!

>>4991973
boop bobbel bref-bref hweheh doit dump

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>>4992007
Muii?

>>4992008
doit-dipe toint-woipe . whiffy whim brip mweheh

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LOLE nice bred

>>4992012
bibbel hueh ab-reb berp

>>4992014
thanks ⭐LoLo⭐ !!!!!!!! allow me you:

fortitude I'm_beginning_to_wonder love I'm_God_who_the_hell_are_you happy can_you_hear_me_now it's_my_world well_obviously what_the_heck bastard GarryKasparov BRB not_a_chance_in_hell do_you_like_it as_a_matter_of_fact You_get_what_you_pray_for mine you_better_not food you_owe_me ghastly you're_lucky just_between_us wishful_thinking hot_air that's_for_me_to_know that's_no_fun lole Ivy_league it'd_take_a_miracle smack_some_sense_into_you jobs

>>4992022
hwem-hwem ghrebbet mwheh grebbet

>>4992024
*nods* your skills are impressive, that i must give .......u~

>>4992026
aha thx

>>4992026
Yuji u fig that was sparkles. Do not compliment him

Forgot my name

Forgot my name

>>4992035
yuji u fig cut it out .

>>4992026
LoLo u fig cut it out .

bwip grebbet braahpt-pt-pt breppel ~fling toothpic~

Watch_this I_have_an_idea This_is_confusing holier_than_thou bastard run_away game_over biggot nasty saber_rattling middle_class rocket_science fancy Bam furious woot mundo_stoked eh shucks no_more_tears I'm_done Oh_really application vengeance as_a_matter_of_fact everything's_a_okay quit hate baffling you're_lucky meek whazza_matter_for_you

>>4992092
whoop-woopa mwhoa-oa ! totes mundostoked bro

;)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4992095
Has sparkles truly lost his mind? Its like he's not even angry now but he isn't forming coherent words either. I am confus

Sure is LoLo in here

boocha mich boom boon hwem-hweh

>>4992127
He has nothing left to say, he just wants people to notice him. It's really fucking pathetic

>>4991666
boonta boom binta bow-hoh

brisset. brit- brizet. brizzeppelle, zep-zing . zrairw

>>4992140
LOLE! I sure wouldn't know what that feels like................ ha ha...lole.......................................................

Bone apple teeth

>>4992589
u tell em sista

i coined mundostoked in this thread, NOT yuji. yuji is simply a vessel thru which other posters are permitted to inspire themselves. & so i took it & MUNDOSTOKED is MY word now, NOT yours

mundostoked

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4992683
"mundostoked" ?? THATS EPIC MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCELLENT NEW WORD COINAGE !!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SO mundostoked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUJI U ARE A MEME GENIUS

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Lolo Is My Superhero

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>>4992697

Doesn't change the fact that you're a fat, slobby piece of shit, LoLo.

LoLo please show us your boobs

>>4991666
lolo's got these trips before. nice!

muslim a best gunk-stain islamaphobes get yr fucken head crushed like-a grapefruit k yr shitgenes rn't wanted

tromb gonna ruin the world with his DO-HOO-HOOP stupint ass. damaged fuckup in every aspect, hillry the only 1 that should be in charge.

Looks like someone made a sentence generator.

I should get my old one out and fill it with memes.

>mush

kikes a dried wrinkled peeled off skin bloody zit on humanity, need to be wiped the fuck off like maggots in the attic, gotta dispose em.

brit-brit-brebbep. .. brem-bebbep... sweg swedge swindgent brep-mwheheh

>>4992799
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
NAT MAYYYYYYYY

swindgent , doof-boopel. bresset, mref bresef jej

>>4992802
typeen like a half-witted fuckup. yr brains damaged my man gotta fix it.

>>4992481
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
NAT MAYYYYYYYY

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>>4992806

trep trisel, mwan gwan emtet , emtet nev bressen bles

>>4992807
Ah peepearrrrrrr....

EMTET nev bresen, nemey bles, lefmey lohn, emtet nev bresen !

faker gna die some day
will be remembert as the ugly deranged piece-a-shit & notheen more. 2 think his parents blew BILLS on his stupid ass.

lemmy lohn , treger elswer . treger nev bresen , treger elswer bles !

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Idk what's going on in this thread.
I got a roast fam

>>4992821
yr schtick is dead-on-arrival bro, just another disposable pile-a concentrated seagull sh*t that u tryna make a meme. embarraseen sight tbf

creamy in a poop butt, pooping outta chicken butt. creamy checken-paste. poopy stink batch of yeasty vagpaste sour cream

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This is a heavy piece of meat...

dip-dresdenda bop-drensenda ~sweat drip in anoyance and frustration ant person talkeen smack ~

me heavy bum-boodel grib beppet bresda ben bresmef mwehheh

bresfet , mweh bresnet gweheh

bweg. gwoo. gwon-gwoo

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greb bwon grebbet

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These eggplants are bad ass I'll have to do something with them. Any ideas?

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gwizz greb brenet

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egplan up da bun bon woa mweheh

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mwep bibey heh

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bresbet breb brensbent

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grebbet , thwink grebbet mweheh

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>>4992829
witenite mweheh brembsden

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brip,drebbel

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drembel*, rather

You guys are fucking weird

I maded an Omelette earlier.

1/4 of 2 peppers, diced. (red and yellow)
1/8 slice of a red onion, diced.
1 whole spring onion sliced. (just the greens, white is used below)
Finely grated carrot.
Put that in frying pan to fry it up a bit, with some ginger and garlic powder.
After that veg was cooked enough, put on a plate at side.

Put some nice bread in the toaster and put it down.

I put the egg in, let bottom cook, flipped.
Put grated cheese and the white end of the spring onion on.

By time that was cooked, toast was done, brought it out, put omelette on top, boom, throw it through your wifes face because she should have done it.

>>4992870
grezet. mwep grezet

gree-heh-heh-hemzet, bwep brembley. gweheh

>>4992870
>she should have done it
Check ur privilege. Nice namefig tho

GWOP. gwop bemset jej

grep bwemset jej

>>4992878
bwiz bwemzet jej

Your markov is having a stroke

Pls take doctorb, he are sick.

grezdren ~>>4992884 GWALLOP grebsey

frog

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>>4991666
Post vegetarian option

>>4992957
That was basically vegetarian except for the half a cup of chicken stock. Use vegetable broth instead if u want veggie version. Use noodles without eggs if u don't like those also

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>>4992964
Thank you, could you maybe post the recipe? Will try it out after Christmas probably :D

>>4992976
1 lb of mushrooms, sliced (remove the stems on shiitakes if using those)
8 oz of egg noodles
1 or 2 shallots, minced
~4 cloves of garlic, minced
1/2 cup of stock or broth
2 tbsp of butter, divided
1 tbsp of flour
a few sprigs of thyme, leaves removed
salt.

Saute the shallots with 1 tbsp of butter, when they turn translucent add the garlic and mushrooms, saute until the mushrooms shrink and brown, add part of the thyme and the stock and simmer everything together.
Cook the pasta just under al dente in salty water, reserve a little bit of the cooking water.
Add about half a cup of the reserved water to the mushroom sauce, knead together 1 tbsp of butter and 1 tbsp of flour and stir it into the sauce until it disappears, then add the cooked pasta and toss everything to combine until the pasta is cooked through.

>>4992989
Serve with extra thyme or minced parsley as garnish and serve with grated parmigiano.

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>>4992989
>>4992992
Information, very useful! Kansha!

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>>4992989
>>4992992
Thanks m'lady, Screenshotet and saved that for later
Hopefully I don't forget this

Have Bird Pic

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Eggplant sliced! I should cook some rice or sth with this also

i wish i had food lole

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spikeman silced!

lolo are you making christmas dinner anywahere?

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Im cooking le eggplants with some soy and worcestershire and I'm cooking rice in veggie stock. I also have some green beans

>>4991746
pooper haha poop lol

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They're getting there

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I usually steam green beans instead of saute but this works

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Braised beef, rice, eggplant green beans and the sauce from braising with carrots and celery. And salad. I like to cook

>>4993165
Marry me :3

>>4993166
good double

>>4993073
Going to bf's parents for Christmas so no. I should ask if I should bring something...

>>4993200
Your already bringing christmas joy lolo :^)

bref gemmen... hwem gemen

grib dropel

bwibbit mcdirtmurder

bwezzep bommep

bereft brentwengel

bwonton mwoh whombon mwheh

bwezz brimgrem

hrebbet mongwen mwehe

bwez mitschem brizzle mwop-pwow-wow

greft brembewt

wom-bow wentschren

>>4993333
>>4993333
>>4993333
>>4993333
im not mad
just disappointed

gwomgwom

>>4993166
wisheen disease on yo momma? aha na

massacre yr parents? aha na>>4993202

bwembeft heh brezzep

membet whemween

bereft ... BEREFT!

bween ? bwim bween mweheh

>>zwezzep brimbutter

grovel brom bwow

bep bwim bep

bwezzet., wezzet wow

>>BRAROUFGHT

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anyone have an idea what I could take to a Christmas family get-to-gether. They know I never bring anything-it's not good or bad, I just am never asked and never do. but I'd love to surprise them with something this year.
< from a betty crocker. my family has always substituted and used asparagus,canned mushroom soup

qwell, qwom qwell wembet bolhd flod ohn kretschmez tway

Gwoo

>>4993361
bwem-bezzet, mostly. gwim twem bwezlen

>>4991666
Is that white stuff in the pasta from your rancid vaggiinnaa? Looks like it tbh. Nasty.

>>Gwohn gwen grhen

brez boilover wom-tom mweheh

gwezzel

>>4993369
NAHMPEN... nahmpen twem-woh toombentoon

gweh gwez whemben

>>BWON bwoopie

fwembet mweh fwembent

>>Bwezden! Enda story

fwem bwimbel mweheh

crotchrocket

gwem bezzel whomboh

Gwohn bwow mwehe

gwemb drebben gweheh

>>WHOMBO WHOMBO

gwozzel gwempent

>>bweft

dwemp dongel

bwezmen

dremdeft

bwezben mweheh

bwempt bezzel

>>grezwom wheh

>>>/pol/103903181

>>4993368
sounds complicated, but thanks anyway

Your fortune: Bad Luck

dwebbeh dweem dwebbeh

>>mwomwa doii fo kremschet

bwomp bwembet

greft frizzle

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>>4993409
>>4993410
>>4993411

bwembe lembren

>>dwemblem

gibble gree-heh-heh-hemzet BRAROUFGHT mwan heavybum-boodel mwehheh bwonton brizzle bibey brep-mwheheh wom-tom bwezz whemben qwell gwomgwom gwan mweh boo-ai grezet whiffy wembet gribdropel swindgent ghrebbet swedge bwibbit grezdren gwim bwezzep bep brimbutter mcdutt

>>4993421
>>4993414

whim mweheh swindgent bibey doomboo gree-heh-heh-hemzet grip ohn bles mweheh lemmy membet mwan mcdutt doof-boopel brit-brit-brebbep brembewt Gwoo gweh trisel whemween jej berpel brezboilover bwezzep mref gweheh whombon grep bresbet bwim wezzet

bwembet

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i'm gonna ask me mum for her chipped ham bbq recipe. it's catsup, relish and idk. the interwebz says it's a pennsylvannia thing, which makes sense, with me living here.

I bet g8tr would like it lots.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

brembwey

>>>/r9k/33551908

wembwom mweh

bwon whemween bressen bwezlen qwell fwembetmwehfwembent bwemzet whoop-woopa brip bep witenitemwehehbrembsdenthwink gweheh mitschem brit-brit-brebbep mwep emtet bwow elswer mwop-pwow-wow bwep beppet lefmey nemey hwem-hwem sweg EMTET boo-ai nev Bwezden nev bwezz

>>4993427
whatever

>>4993427
I already got your moms beef recipe-- it's her pussy

>>4993427
who care not me ! mweheh

>>4992833
>>4992799
>>4992133
>>4992122
>>4992022
>>4992011
>>4991799
>>4991755
>>4993355
>>4993366
>>4993377
>>4993399
>>4993400
>>4993411
>>4993422
Lots of unchecked dubs

>>4993440
gweheh witenite mwembent

>>4993443
while you're on your desktop creating throwaway EDM and spamming the most fucktarded shit that hard-drive transistors ever dedicated themselves to, i'm making a living pleasuring people with culinary delicacies. stay loser, loser.

gwombay womtow

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>>4993427
Post vegetarian option

>>4993444
indeed!>>4993442
how very rood.
Mom!!!!!!They're doing it again.

>>4993459
There's a buddhist sect that walk with brooms so they can sweep any insects off their path as they walk. How vegan are you btw? I'd love you to post some vegan alternatives yourself some time.tldr myself. I don't eat much meat myself, just cause, I try. to be mindful.

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>>4991666
checked

bwembet mech bwombow

whemben bles grebbet bwiz

bwemzet, BWINK bwembew mwheh

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>>4993459
Obligatory vegetarian option

khob khun krub

dwimplepeen

gwembent grefdel

mwemfent ? bwedge, mweh bwedge. scheddenderk womp

mhwembet whomp

whombon zwezzep qwom bibey jej nev gwan membet gweheh bommep

MWHEM-BET bwomp mweheh

ghreft gwomp

membet bwezzet grip lohn gwop bresset bwemzet brit-brit-brebbep BRAROUFGHT gweheh whim ohn

>>4993525
GWAHA ghreft bemspel

schomden plointer

ghrebbet bemset whim grebbet brimbutter bwezzet

bremdel.. BREMDEL!

Bwezden bwep emtet emtet gweheh bresset mweheh wom-bow elswer qwell bibey bresef
>>4993530
ben bresda fwembetmwehfwembent treger bresfet
>>4993532
>>4993533
bresbet jej bwibbit Bwezden treger doomboo mwep bwow lohn qwom doit-dipe mwehe qwell ben , ...bwemzet bresnet mundostoked grebbet mweheh mitschem gwop !

scheft... SCHEFT!

>>4993538
swedge bressen whombon ?

>>4993537
gwo-ho-hooh .. brentfel

>>4993540
oob whombon (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

>>GRENDFELT

>>4993543
((gressem)) gwoh-hoh ~(˘▾˘~) mweh

>(((Sparkoles)))

mwem-bebbeh lebleh, honsont breft ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ

>>4993549
phrem desset ب_ب

>>4993509
I think I'd like that

brentfel... BRENTFEL!

>>4993562
Is that your last name
finna look you up right now

bwemzet phrent. en lebleh avhon uno honsont bweheh noh 'hssom

>>4993563
｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
koit bointfoil mweheh

whhat coffe wit dis?

dehmps, en lebleh. EN. LEBLEH. avhon uno HONSONT dohngo 'hssom fhon dehmps

mweh fremwey ? mweheh, lebleh, noh onson , embrest ohnyr bahaf

bwop-bwop gwap la société du spectacle (˚▽˚)

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i think i read this thread before

>>4993582
mwhem mwhemben
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIuqzsdjC7s

grebzet, NO ano grebzet

brentwengel jej grezdren wembet GWOP mitschem wom-tom bemset mweheh doof-boopel ohn greb whiffy gwez BRAROUFGHT beppet

dip dwim dip dip hip mweheh

draque rayquon bwombot gweheh

temb bom bowm boomba bip drimdey

ammon faia ammon caque mweheh

gwezzel swedge bresnet gwez qwell trisel mwheh bommep bwemzet mweheh bwibbit berpel brem-bebbep brembley

>>4993603
dunderheade

BWONbwoopie bwonton EMTET grebbet wezzet

dompel bremset, TREFDEN BREMSET. BREMSET, idiots

>>4993608
don emtet ! noh emtet

>>4993572
>>4993577
emtetien chicken flavour

>>gwezzle

bwomset bereft, breften

schompta qweft

gremfet schment

swellbey BLOCHT meheh

drunk drivin on a wednesdaaay

gremfet quenden

gwemfel

grem-febbel. febbel/febbet? mweheh quentebbe

gwezden ooh

bwezzle schten

>>brentep

grempfet

>>bwombel

schwemmen gremfet mweheh

>>dwembdel

bwemben

>>4993562
wheben bremfer

gwezdel

schwemden

>>brezfet

dwomdow bereft

>>bwombowl

quomfent schrempel

>>elbromft

dremf-gwem

grembet. GREMBET!
>>4992805
jej witenite

gwem bereft

bwembet , GREM bwembet

>>Gwezfen

schlem mweheh tremve

schopen , twem schopen

>>4993691
gwember

grembet

bwemset , greppel

grempel

grembet mweheh

>>Dwomson

frembemper dent

bwon greb mcdirtmurder mwop-pwow-wow egplan Gwoo bwezz beppet qwom bibey kretschmez doomboo bles witenitemwehehbrembsdenthwink

quembent

QOMBITS aha

mweheh lohn elswer brimbutter me trisel brentwengel mwop-pwow-wow trep doit-dipe toint-woipe treger gwomgwom bep emtet

So is winston speaking in tongues?? I don't get what's going on.

>>4993369
Rude. It's cheese. Parmigiano reggiano

bwem-bezlep

>>4993831
http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2016/12/19/russian-ambassador-turkey-assassinated-graphic-ath.cnn

>>4993856
nochter bwem

>>4993408
F'FWENNN breppen docc bren BLAP

docc bren blap..