howdy fellers
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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did u find yur gumbo??
>>4991368
had to make a midnight ride to durango but i did get it back
thingken bout thos gumbos
>>4991364
You again aren't you got Gunslinger that was on here
>>4991378
what was that, li'l feller?
DRAW
Holy s*** you are fast never mind sir sorry to bother you
that's what i thought, feller
howdy...
>>4991400
Hey Big Bob can we both ride on your horse naked and me sit up front?
>>4991403
you know, i don't very much like that gun you have, li'l lass. you should put it down and go tend to the horses or somethin'.
>>4991410
no thank you, feller
Big Bob will you Fuck me
>>4991444
Big Bob can I feel your horse's balls
>>4991454
not until you compliment my trips, pardner
>>4991364
Hey Bob hows things on the frontier
>>4991460
Awesome trips Big Bob will you fuck my mom?
>>4991465
it's been pretty swell, pardner. always somethin' to do out here.
>>4991414
aint putting nothin' down, youre walking on ma land, bob, why dontchu go tend to your big balls huh partner?
>>4991486
you done made your last mistake, varmint
DRAW
*draws anime girl gun*
>>4991497
*gunfire noises*
>>4991454
his name was robert paulson
ha!, ya done fell for my trap, here comes the real guns!
>>4991507
your mistake, pardner. now you get the double guns.
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>>4991509
what 'n' tarnation!? i need me some backup!
>>4991524
if you're gonna bring your posse, then i'll bring mine.
you aint taking me alive!
>>4991545
that's alright pardner, the bounty on you says "dead or alive"
>>4991550
ah hell, turns out i was a seal all this time!
>>4991529
Primus sucks (tm)
>>4991554
What in tarnation!#?? A plot twist!
>>4991554
guess im gonna have to make a seal gumbo
>>4991565
Can I ride around on your balls?
>>4991820
How big are your balls give exact measurements.
Whhoowee. Ahm' 'ere to knock that there stupid grin off your stupid balls, Big Balls Bob. What say you?
>>4991838
big
>>4991847
i say DRAW VARMINT
>>4991364
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….