Nethack thread

Im new so who is kekt and what did he do and what is nethack and do you like me?

>>4989553
Yes ur awesome. Kekt is a lupchan child mod who got kidnapped by a gay furry pedo Bulgarian. He is alive and well. Thank God.

I'm going to pray. Maybe I'll get crowned as the champion of my god? You can't pray in gehennom anyway and there is no going back from here

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Yeah

>>4989567
is this like some kind of erp?

>>4989567
I think I quaffed a potion of levitation? I'm not sure why I'm levitating. I'm wearing speef boots and the only = ring I have on is free action

>>4989579
Speed boots even

>>4989569
It's a game that wastes time

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My inventory is fucking hilarious rn

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Last meal.

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Groans and moans fam

>>4989560
yes! that's the vague rememberance I had. Oh yeah, that was bizarre. I'm glad you've been talking to him. What a story.
Sorry, I have no gaming advice.

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>>4989600
The frog's dead he kermitted suicide. I have seen this message so many times bc the rng placed this particular grave in my path on this game

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I have carved the entire dungeon out down to the vibrating square. Maze levels suck

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I'm at the portal

Topkek scroll of identify in the wizards tower. Bother picking it up? I guess i need to ID how many charges are on my wands of death

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>>4989635
Definitely, unless there's some reason I'm missing that using scrolls is bad. It's probably not worth using until you bless it, but more ID can never hurt.

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>>4989640
I need to dig in here right

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Wew

>>4989641
If you're going for the silent kill, yeah. I forget the exact angle, though. I believe you can also waltz through the doors if you're heavily arm[or]ed enough, though. You'll have to slaughter everything eventually.

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Ring of conflict is useful

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This is absurd...

It always pisses me off when monsters have useful stuff and waste it

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>>4989655
Forgot pic

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I'm basically destroying everything

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I've awoken the wizard. This is the end of the game.

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Did I fuck up? I killed the wizard over water. Where is the amulet?

>>4989665
I'm actually lost with what to do now...

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Raisse told me how to find the book...

crawl into my cuntfat it's a blast

no one caring of these visually uninteresting screen shots ?!? No one having any interest in watching sum1 else play a game made out of text!??! fools! just climb in the cuntfat then, if u insist!

ne1 wondering where that downie retard sock puppet boy went don't worry we've been chatting in instant-messager-for-failures&fatgirls & he's still got very little of interest to say aha

whew ! I missed that asterisk by a HAIR! enthralling !

one-a y'all fags bes start givin a shit reaaal soon

poopy mcpoop poop I dint snap all these screen shots for nothing u know! Listen I've got heck else and we all know it. I can't just go out & get conpelment onnstreet with sexey cloth u know.. this is how I'm filling that void. So it's sorta INSULTING that u do not care

I deserve replie ! posting phone screen shot of game should be enough ! Text game I'm sharing with u PLUS am gril! Shood be enough ! Don't have time to focus-group & formulate every unblinking thread, I'm am girl and I need dem sweet sweet replie!

give a sh*t ~achanta~ give a sh*t. dont make me come 2terms w/ da fact that my dumb drunk ass overestimated the interest in this near-carboncopy of my last text game thread. phone text game! and I am gril! U are obliged to care! Girl gamer here guys pls girl gamer alert! ;3

>>4989836
Raisse gave me advice. You don't know what ur talking about lol

is this ZZT
LOLE

gim-gibbit *irrit* gimmy replie ;3

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Like if you guys get this reference!
(it's a combat priest LOL)

gimmy gimmy replie !
>>4990074
full fours again FULL FOOOOURS

>>4989836
I'm not talking about my vagina only you are. Get mental help.

Is LoLo a real girl?

>>4990078
dont hold yr breath ! lol

>>4990088
aha ya ;3 na, na... aha na... mayby ~(˘▾˘~)

>>4990079
>I'm not talking about my vagina only you are
>my vagina
This is gonna end with one of you getting pregnant

>>4990095
mebeh mebeh not (っ˘ڡ˘)っ

my aunt lost her big toe to the diabeets ಠ_ಥ

>>4990097
Lol don't emoticon at me your gonna make me sploog, a~hh lolo gonna make me cummies!

Cummie thread guys get in here NAOW!11

#free cummies

I'm cumming on LoLo!

>>4990107
>>4990109
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

>>4990102
Omg that's pretty messed up you gonna focus if you want this to happen

#turn off
#wow lolo rly?

>>4989553
He used to post about Dave grohl all the time. He was a true oldfig. I'm glad he's okay. Tell him I said hi.

>>4990118
Was he finally rescued from his kidnapper?

>>4990095
Tbqh I wish my bf would get a vasectomy we're not really set up for kids and I wish I could stop worrying about birth control....

>>4990118
YOU'RE NOT LOLO THIS IS AN LOLO THREAD GTFO OF HERE YOU UGLY FAT BITCH!

#thirsty thots
#no love for you because you're not
#lolo

>>4990107
Stop reply to imposter nodorka

>>4990095
You missed a perfect opportunity to use the pregnant meme.

>>4990121
Yes the fbi has Iordan in custody no joke

>ylil
>circleboard
>lupchan

Your all cancer and need to leave

>>4990136
Lolo is cute though and can stay. If she gives us tuggies.

>>4990130
Shit is crazy

hello

>>4990129
*doesn't reply to you because I've got poop to do, like fawn over lolo*
>>4990130
Hmm no emoticon in this one...

#a little disappointed

pound my dump-dutt ;3 but not dureen mittelschmerz :/

>>4990176
Can you write a more vomit inducing post??

Lolo thread? Make a cooking threas Lolo pls I want to post food that I cooked unironicallyyyyy. Also buy counter strike and post steam ID thank you!!

>>4990195
I'll post food in a bit. Not home now but I'm off today

POUND me dump-dutt ! taste the puss-paste ! taste aaaaat!

POUND me dump-dutt

>>4990231
abooboogai, FUK me dump dutt !

FUK me dump dutt!

BOOP funk me dup dut !

grap--grappap ~dry heave~
>>4990129
rabbitjowL! gross leave please !

boping in a but pant ! screw me dump dutt ! dump dutt hungry

farrt, farting , farthing scracegicaaly., FRICK me dump dutt!

POOP~pipe! u need a poop-pipe replaced ask my b.f.

doop buttfatty butt pup come out the butt swear sometimes its still movin

bras cras ona frig mo cram grizzit bripple frail fangeng pyonyann

far tbage r!

garbl poerl ! fargin forgin ae,rl 1, !POASERIL ! ahah paoserl

bribbit. -- *buup* burpe, feed me! from throne, buy me throne & feed me on it

lolo bump

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if ur@@e fb passc⬛de isn't a tleast 856xn characters long (half o ff witch being divizibel by 0 and at leas t 100 beeng foreign charactrers borrowed from the deep ehternet) + encrypted by NASA then a) u don"t deserve fb) u r not a haker sry

>>4990834
Do u know HAX?
Wow.
This post is brought to you without irony

>>4990834
WOAOOWOA ! ! ! OMGOSH amazeeeen wow wow WAT DAT BOX?!! Omg wat dat boxxxxx⬛

booka me dutt dump :)

>>4989665
u can got the bottom of water with amulet of magic breathing but it might ruin all the water sensitive items

>>4990952
amukoppa doopy ;)