How do I become a programmer guise?

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>>4986862
ok heres what u wanted
/thread
MODS you can delete this thread now

>>4986865
i HATE gross man penis!!

>>4986865
why does that girl have bepis?

>>4986862
install gentoo

>>4986862
FIRST QUESTION:
Why do you want to learn how to program?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4986938
I wanna wear cute frilly clothes and /g/ told me this is the best way to do it

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>>4986862
You've got to disGUISE yourself as a cute animu girle!

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>>4986931
>>4986964
This is exactly how to do it.

You need cute clothes and stockings to program fam

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4987398
too bad you're still just a faggot with shaved legs at the end of the day and nobody wants you

maybe you can program yourself a new reality huh

>>4987406
RUDE

>>4986862
r a grill? if so I will teach in exchange for succ and maybe fucc

>>4986928
lerning a programmin language makes u grow a benis after i lernt vb.net.com i got a second pepis

>>4986968
now i wanna see qt trap robbie

>>4987593
eww

reroute your isp's cp through the nhs to false flag the CIA into implicating the FBI with your IPv6, then port forward a party van to W.T. Snacks and he'll send you the activation code. tattoo the code into your benis and insert to disk drive. do not accidentally your router during this process. once that's done installing turn your ceiling fan off, jerk off as fast as you can onto your GPU, and send an email to me at [email protected], and i'll send you the second activation code. program your new code into your router. congradulations, your now a 1337 h4xz0r, welcome to the underdark.net

email me at [email protected] if you have any concerns

>>4988412
wow thanks I just hacked Russia!!!

>>4986866
>>>4986865
>i HATE gross man penis!!
dubs

>>4986865
You know, I genuinely think the aesthetics of a cut penis are nicer, at least when flaccid.
Obviously I think circumcision should be abolished, but I think people get lost in a black/white mindset where everything about it *needs* to be bad.
That said hot picccccc.

bumping fag thread lol

>>4989136
i have an idea who you are and if you are them i want you to know i want to violently rape your faghole for what you've done out of anger

that is all

>>4986862

int main ()
{
vector<CuteProgrammers> anons;

anons.pushback(>>4986862);
anons.pushback(>>4986865);
anons.pushback(>>4986866);
anons.pushback(>>4986928);
anons.pushback(>>4986931);
anons.pushback(>>4986938);
anons.pushback(>>4986964);
anons.pushback(>>4986968);
anons.pushback(>>4987108);
anons.pushback(>>4987398);
anons.pushback(>>4987406);
anons.pushback(>>4987513);
anons.pushback(>>4987575);
anons.pushback(>>4987593);
anons.pushback(>>4988395);
anons.pushback(>>4988412);
anons.pushback(>>4988443);
anons.pushback(>>4988475);
anons.pushback(>>4988508);
anons.pushback(>>4989136);
anons.pushback(>>4989137);

anons.destroy(anons.begin(), anons.end());

cout << "Sorry, kiddo..." << endl;

return -1;
}

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4986862
Install Visual Studio 2015 Community
Youtube C# tutorial
Code.
I mean write code, don't do anything else

>>4989159
System.out.println("FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCC UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU")

>>4986862
I hate seeing this ugly anime f*ggot. Please be nice board and stop making this thread.