Forgiven

>>4985575
ey remember me? daddy's back! i'm a bad father. but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father. slots, that's a machine i understand. roulette? that's something i can get my head around. sending my kids to daycare all year round summer included, i'm sittin there, blackjack, these guys at the table are my family. "cant win if you dont play", is what i tell my son. i put 50-50 they told me i didn't put any chips check-check i check they didnt take that. fistfite rite there at the table i take on someone twenny years my junior. i get my ass handed to me and i'm pissin my pants. they threw me out

>>4985763
So you want to die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

>>4985765
gaaa,y stumpint, its transcript of brilient sketch, u , yr a lingering smellstank by comparison .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orTYukcEO0o

>>4985775
This sketch is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0

>>4985775
>MDE
lol no

>>4985778
cant tell if postet cause xtreme trite kikey crap or earnest lichen of the sketch..

>>4985787
This is even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospx7tXWYbI

>>4985787
If you truly like MDE then you are as big of a faggot as I always thought you were.

>>4985783
>>4985799
thing's a work-a art. ingenious piece-a television. u-- : 'blanket dismissal of group that created thing' saying nothing of actual content, just dis-mis. pre-judgement, u have said nothing concerneen the content. 'ts POWERFUL. invokes STRONG archetypes. ON-POINT aesthetic. 'tsgot STAYING power. profundity. something the dying snl franchise lost decades ago. &we're 2believe yr some sorta arbiter of taste witcha played out apejaw junglebeats. bet u h8 pffr too. 'f*ck outta here sam hydes an important voice hell im am important voice u not so much ! oyai almost met kenan at a charity benefit couple weeks back no joke

if odds i a
if ebens i b

If odds i'm donald trump
if ebens i'm not a racist bigot
i can be only one

>>4985846
naah. yr a dumb sacka sh*t my dude. trump is so far above true right and good above you, in every way, having done rite by so many, regardless of race, outta-woodwork defaultmode labels that died when he won, never claimed against him before he ran, a narrative that promptly croaked as pennsylvania leaned red, & ppl like yr clueless ass cried nationwide, yr ideas have died get new ones thxx

>>4985846
You are betting a dead horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908

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>>4985846
>>4985853
feel the bern amirite guise

>>4985912
Festering nigger diarrhea

>>4985916
niggering fester ghonnorhea

>>4986007

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JEJ

>>4986266
swell dubs

aaaaaanyway ... hows ever one. some times thread feels like.,, mm.. like brand new. like after strenuous physical activity recovering drying out & reflflecting on day getting sleepey. --but in a way that, soo-ho-ho many funney time with this monky, and some dark ones. . . and many all maybe most ppl involved are mayby lurkig still or have moved to other corners of internet. . but monky lives on. like a monolith in the desert distance .. eyes always wide open, always evercognizant of eveything that he has endured . . like very fiber of reality . . silently documenting his world . . ourr world. . unblinking . . always monky . .

>>4986292
I am the great observer

~as by stevie wonder starts playeen~