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>>4982912
230px

>>4982912
Nice ass bby

>>4982918
17kb

>>4982923
agreed dude

>>4982912
Dubass

Steve.

>>4982927
_2011.jpg

>>4983188
>88
gimme ur shirt

>>4982912
Pevin stinker

>>4983201
Why Pevin? Why not Peven? That would make more sence.

hinecortors

OP here, I'm going to bed now.

>>4983375
thanks for sharing
do you need company

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>>4982912

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>>4983400

OP here

>>4983375 is not me

>>4983382
yes, but not yet
although one should not confuse necessity with desire

>>4983492
are you physically disableld?
checking my pribilels as we speak

>>4982912
ss a

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4983496
No, sorry, I'm only mentally challenged.
I meant: I don't need company, but I very very much desire it sometimes.
But then I see some dubs and people replying to the ass thread I created and I feel better. Turns out my loneliness was actually just a general sadness, instantly cured by a small dose of memes.
Yes I'm self-medicating, no you can't convince me to see a psychiatrist. If Steven Pinker has taught me anything, it's that psychology is just a bunch of hot air.

Steven Pinker = big farting ass

>>4983505
good post i read it :^*

>>4983507
This is great news. I just farted btw.

>>4983507
>>4983513
!!! IMPORTANT UPDATE !!!
I just farted again.

Checking my #fartune...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>4983522
dubs cant lie
i see uve chosen you are path

im afraid i wont be able to join you in your under the blanket adventures if this keeps happening

>>4983530
Farts are great for the skin. The hydrogen sulfide kills off weak skin cells, so it cleans the skin and creates space for young, healthy cells to take their place. This makes for flexible tissue. The ass is the closest we'll get to the fountain of youth.

>>4983536
dont u know beauty comes in all ages, ya shitelorde?

>>4983538
I'm not denying that, poopyface.
Butt age of individual cells is not relevant. The body constantly creates and destroys sells. The entire system is constantly rejuvinated. This is why old people can still be hot af.
My body is great at taking in solid food and then sublimating it so I can fart it out.

OP here. I'm going to bed.

>>4983546
listen here u little shitpaster
you post arse and i have nothing but respect for that. but when i systematically murder my brian cells, i mean for them to stay gone. i do nOT do it just so u cn bring my iq back up ok
so pls stop educatiing me without consent and
ya know

>>4983566
nice-ass dubs dude
Sorry I can't comment on you are post, too high on my farts. I did read and understand it, but I'm experiencing amnesia loss of memory. I did read your post though. Not sure what it says; I have forgotten from inhaling too many of my own farts. Actually, the qualifier "too" can be disputed. Excess is a subjective judgment; some people like to forget certain things. Traumatic memorys for example. This is another reason why farting is so gosh freakin' darn importanté.

>>4983573
anon, i

>>4983576
pffffrrrt

>>4983577
am checking them

>>4983578
checks and ballasses
I've brushed my teeth; I'm now going to fart myself to sleep. Until next time.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Le big arse

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>>4982912
wuz

his name was le shit nigger

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butteboy is ready for school

>>4983599
>99
>checks and ballasses
i am now certain that there is no god

OP here. I'm back.

>>4984108
his name was le shit nigger

>>4984115
"school"

>>4984248
God exists alright. When He "breathed into [Adam's] nostrils the breath of life", he did it with his ass. It was a massive fart that created life. It makes sense, because God is always above us. What do you think the atmosphere is made of?

>>4984359
Your attempt to elevate this idiotic endlessly repeated thread to religious levels is concerning and not respectable

>>4984362
*farts in your face*

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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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triass

Steve.

>>4984993
Steven Pinker = S. Phincter

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JEJ

OP here I'm going to bed.

>>4985893
lucky fucka
mines all wet n shit

OP here, >>4985893 is not me.

OP here. I'm going to bed.

>>4986293
goodnight beebee