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ITT: Wrong place at the wrong time stories
>be me
>lame teen stoner
>in a car with 3 other slightly less lame teen stoners
>having the time of our lives
>somewhere on the freeway
>I look over
>lock eyes with a small Corgi
>I smile, even consider picking him up
>even though we're, y'know, in the middle of a fucking freeway
>a car comes from behind the corgi
>it stopped but had just enough momentum to bonk the corgi in the head and render it lifeless
>we all see it
>no one knows how to react
>a mixture of "oh shit"s and "fuck me man"s
>I just cry
>and laugh
>hysterically
>it wasn't funny
>just maddening
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I was once driving down the freeway when I saw a dumb little dogger. I wanted to kill it but not ruin my car so I slowed down until I was going just fast enough to bonk it lifeless : )
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>>4980971
peepee in my poopoo
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>>4980971
who are you quoting?
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>>4981061
No one, not on purpose anyway
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