[s4s] tried to write a story sentence by sentence
Anon was a shitposter who lived in his mom's basement.
anon was a faggot who played with his peepee then one day got horny and shoved a bottle up his butthole and it flet kind of good then he discovered anime and porn and now he crossdresses and suffers insaitable cocklust cuz thats how my gay anime fantasies play out in my head
then you fucking DIE
Anon fucks his mother's dog without her knowing daily.
He was proud of his collection of the Turkish treat Top Kek.
He also had impressive collections of MLP plushies and dragon dildos.
His boyfriend beats him regularly for various reasons.
Today he has to go to his community college classes.
He was 13 turning 27 the year before yesterday, and it is 9 o'clock degrees outside.
However, he did not check his fortune today
Your fortune: Bad Luck
He was beaten many times during his breaks between classes by his boyfriend.
Who until recently worked at a paperclip manufacturer as a clip-boy.
Despite the all the bruises from the beatings and having to go to classes, he still found time to fill another piss bottle and file it in the corner of his basement room.
he then visited /s4s/ and realized how less of a faggot he was compared to those freaks.
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After that moment of self realization, he installed Gentoo in order to access his 4chan Platinum Account