Stories

>be not me
>go on /s4s/
>realise im'm not on {s4s}
>reload [s4s] interface
>install gentoo
>do a le barrerl roll
>take an le arrow to the knee
>literally do a 360
>everything turned out beter than expected
>mfw

>>4969901
quoting who

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>>4969892
>wake up
>get high
>go to s4s
>see pizzaburger
>open thread out of munchiosity
>disapointed

a man walks into a store and orders a banana. when he gets to the cashier, the cashier laughs because why would someone order just one (1) banana? the man is angry and demands to see the manager. when the manager comes out, the man sticks the banana up his own ass as hard as he can. the cashier and the manager are so horrified by this that they both immediately pull an ak-47 out of their back pockets and commit suicide. the man now removes the banana from his ass and realizes it was green all along, so he couldnt have eaten it even if he wanted. suddenly the store explodes and the man and all customers inside is killed

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>Be Me
>16 year old guy from NJ
>sign up for a travel and service program for the summer cause I couldn't find a job
>End up going to China
>mfw, have to go to some camp in MA to meet who im traveling with
>turn out im the only person from NJ
>everyone else is mostly a basic white girl, a couple of guys as well
>I know almost no one
>On the day we meet, we have the option of doing a swim test
>I haven't swam in a lake in a while, so I figure why not
>waters kind of cold, so im the last one to jump in
>before I do, everyone sees a snapping turtle in the water
>fuck.jpg
>everyone gets out of the water
>we later see its fucking another snapping turtle
>mfw swim test got interrupted by sexted up snapping turtles

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>4969971
I prefer inside
I dont have a car

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