Introducing

President Barack Hussein Obama

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>>4958972
Former President

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4958977
ti slliw keK

>>4958982
Actually his term was up anyway and Presidents aren't even allowed to serve more than two terms also

>>4958988
not up til January technically

Gonna run of bananas and loincloths by then though

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>>4958992
That's pretty racist bro, not really cool

>>4958992
*out of

>>4958994
Yeah, but these monkey pictures have got me goin

Monkeys in general are pretty cool though, not in a racist way

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>>4959000
good triple

>>4959003
key wills it

Crusade now

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>>4959007
wutang killa bees on the swarm

>>4959012
I activate spell of wutang bee deflection

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>>4959018
wutang clan aint nothin to fuck wit

>>4959018
lmfao

>>4959021
What about their bees?

Am I allowed to fuck with their bees? Major philosophical question here

>>4959037
>>4959051
no the bees are one and the same, you cannot fuck with them

Damn

Wanted to slowly build resistance to bee venom

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>>4959066
at least you got dubs

>>4959073
Will dubs let me be resistant to bee venom? Hope so

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>>4959085
It definitely helps, take it from me I have a degree in funposting

I dropped out from the university, I wouldn't know

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>>4959108
It's worth it, I totally have a job no wlol

Good to hear you have a job in composting

I'm just sittin around catching any digits for money

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>>4959124
Oh sure, you know waht they say, a dollar a day keeps the doctor away

You bet

I just need some Chilean pesos, and then mix in an Icelandic kroner or two and then I'm set for life

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>>4959140
You can get those in their respective countries

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fulcrum! fulcruuuuum!

>>4959147
weeeeeedge!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeedge!!!!

>>4959145
Nah, just gotta deal memes to Chileans and Icelanders

>>4959151
good luck, the meme market is ruthless, it's like a jungle out there, i hope you packed a lunch

>>4959158
Packing more than a lunch you know what I mean

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oh god i'm fulcrum! that word reverberated within my fragmented mind as if to remind me of some jovial occasion, some amenable good deed i alternated towards in a splintered time line. my internal world is inundated with this mantra. i'm sat on hot coals. a handful of brittle rocks. the low-pitched skuzz of the dance club next door. something changed. the only thing shaping reality at this moment is that word. i feel the earthsphere falling away from my being , & before i realize what's going on, everything has gone black. sūnyatā. deep within the depths of the black empty, the holy empty, there comes a faint voice.. a whisper simply saying: fulcrum

>>4959175
And I am wedge, most notorious of simple machines..I yield to thy might, Fulcrum

>>4959164
yeah you're also bringing a water bottle, smart move

>>4959180
Water can be traded for pesos in the Hub

Never thought of that

>>4959175
I have a fantasy where one day, LoLo and I will become pals through posting on [s4s]. We'll laugh and giggle and post memes, then one day I'll decide to take a road trip to LoLo's house and LoLo will be so happy to have me as a guest. I will arrive and LoLo will cook me one of those famous dishes, and while we're eating she'll look up and ask me "what do you think of my cooking threads?" Then I will get up, walk over to her and whisper softly into her ear post hands.

>>4959195
No soy LoLo hombre

Lo siento

Ella fuiste al ciudad del Hub

>>4959200
I know I was just telling you

PS
Nice dubs

wat in da hell u introducin' boy

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>>4959204
deeeez nuts

>>4959200
FAAAAAAKE stfu dont SULLY my poststrings with your FAKEING being me. you RUINED it. now he thinks i'm YOU. i liked the SIMPLE pleasure of the response, pure & true, unresponded-to. i dont need your fucken face butting into the picture ! stfu!

>>4959255
nice dubs bub

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chromeplated guzzly

>>4959692
this... really makes ME, think......................

>>4958977
>>4958988
dubs

swoop

>>4960356
back @ it again

>>4960364
i possess the facilities

>>4960627
facilities? faculties?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txukr5zgHnw

bompa da monky

Christmas Town

I don't wannt go to bed. I was stay here and smile all night. But I'm falling asleep.

g'fraou!

>>4961400
Christmas dubs

joopa da monky

duc

mcmilien

crepuscule for bl'zal'bz'dup

Haha! Yes!

A literary epic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liQM-9W6VL0

yea HI, hey.. hello.. whats up..
this thread doesnt have the SPUNK it did yesterday...

yea HEY HELLO.. whats introduced?????

>>4963626
I haven't been here all day, and I'm leaving now I just wanted to bump this thread again

>>4964048
oh you fancypants you bumped it right before me, how precious

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>4964052
ha haaaaaaaaaaaa ha ... . power of monky

>>4964055
nice dubs
ttfn

soap box warrior

What are you introDUCING????? Tell me now!!!!

>>4964208
my're benis

I got stung by a bee

I was resistant to the wutang venom

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>>4958961
pls no

>>4964259
coco chuieste

>>4964259
unbennant ! my n*gga

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moment weve all been waiteen for

>>4965174
really makes you think

>>>/mlp/29029594

>>4965834
what's the hidden meaning behind this post

>>4966041
I think it has something to do with Venezuela, or Vega from Street Fighter II

>>4966141
Or perhaps Chun Li. Hmm, yes indeed.

Or perhaps even M Bison haha yes perhaps indeed, haha

>>4966229
nahh noo faaake just idiot winstonne making somma the worst o.c. ever conceived based on old irrelevant movys he can't seem to stop having nitemares about. nothing 2 see here just more crude photoshops based around a line of forgettable dialogue from a f*ckboring throwaway film from the vhs graveyard of yesteryear yea no surprises here typical winstonne that's winstonne for u

>>4966439
oh really, that'sa very nice post swoop pooplins

have a nice sw'boop

estoy poopin

>>4959073
Why does he remind me of froggo

>>4966946
because you've been brainwashed by memes

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*eminem's 'im back' starts playing*

>>4967056
so many better eminem songs to choose from tbh

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4967546
bro it's not about the song being good holy sh*t. it popt in my head and its like the monkys back here the monky is. its im back its what popt in my head its not about the song being good.

>>4967548
why you cling so desperately to this persona you've fabricated is beyond me. we're way past it sparklets. you don't have to type like a ghetto valley girl all the time. it's not that important.

>>4967563
'ts just how we talk rount these parts u fool. rount lotsa parts. thats a perfectly reasonable thing that mite be sayed out loud & u woodnt think twice. brosef--bro -- listen. ur glib. i defy description m'man. who else would invoke ghetto & valley gil in the same breath ha. no1. no1 im a gem. its conversational. yr used to parroting memetic microgestures & dirtbad non-memes. & when something with LIFE, something with the AIR of HUMANITY HITS u full force, it's uncomfortable. can only pinpoint yr vague dissatisfaction w/ indistinct archetypes that u encountered thru movys & tv. yr world was static. safe. & someone went & did their own d*mn thing in it. & that upsets u. shove it up ya butt monky wood be nothing w/out me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCEMrSvkzAQ