I would like to hear some stories of bad experiences at parties

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>be me
>18 beta fag
>hang with the cool kids and just got invited to my first party ever
>gunnagetfucked.exe
>rock up to pre drinks and start drinking a lot
>hour later the others are starting to smoke pot and take mdma and I feel like joining in
>ask the mate I'm closest to and he grabs me a cap
>throw it down and wait for it to kick
>pass out
>wake up 4 hours later to loud music and 3 guys pissing on my head
>too dazed to care
>slowly stand up and fumble inside to the couch where a 9/10 is sitting
>feeling confident and make casual conversation
>goes well but she gets with another guy so look for my next prey
>spot 8/10 sitting with her friend who is dry humping the host
>talk to her
>seems interested
>goingforthekill.html
>make out
>first kiss feels good fam
>tells me to meet out back and we can take it further
>can't contain the boner
>stand up and try and find mate to explain what bout to happen
>suddenly swept of my feet and black out
>MFW I woke up in hospital and find out after I passed out first time I actually woke up under a drain pipe, sat next to a hooker on the street, made out with a lamppost and walked infront of a car
>MFW nobody has talked to me since that night
>MFW my first kiss was with a lamppost