STILL OUR QUEEN OF S4S

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>>4945787
>>4945790
queen of my ass
They are literally the worst 2 things on s4s
dumb animeposter
dumb hamsterposter
dumb karenposter

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Tachibana Sylphynford is best girl!

TSF is number 1! NUMBER 1!!!!

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>>4945787
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it

I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it

I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water

Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now

I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole

What do I do, how do I break the curse

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>>4945994
get out, you don't belongs in s5s

>>4945787
this is a nice thread

>>4945787
how can she be queen if she has no sticky?