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Winter Ball 2016 - Drawthread and Writethread

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/c/-senpai is CUTE!
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Okay this is getting old
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>>4945292
welcome to s4s
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>>4945300
sage advice checked
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>>4945300
Like you're one to talk
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Are we gonna win the Wacky Races, esfores?
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where the last thread????
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>>4945427

>>4933352
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>>4945270
>>4945292
>>4945300
>>4945303
>>4945304
>>4945315
>>4945427
>>4945432
FRIENDLY REMINDER:

They are demonized for being the worst beings of all time.

How would the USA react to Russia showing up in New York City with a thermonuclear weapon, threatening to kill all Americans (saying they don't deserve to live) and kidnapping the president?

Let's not forget, there is a CURRENT Lunar attempt to eradicate all life on Earth. Whether it's them or not if irrelevant, they were/are responsible for the Lunar army.

Hitler tried to kill 9 million people.
Stalin tried to kill 50 million.

The Watatsukis are trying to, or allowing the attempted murder of 7 billion.

GENSOKYO STRONG

RID EARTH OF THE LUNAR MENACE

ONCE AND FOR ALL

Are you a living thing on Earth? Congratulations, you're either suicidal or on the side that wants these moonbitches drawn and quartered. The only acceptable penalty for their crimes is painful death or 140 billion years of hard labor (20 years per attempted murder, on par with current USA standards)
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Still waiting for the lewds TO BE HONEST
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Omg hai ^___^ I’m Lenin-san and I absolutely luuuv ?_____? socialism <3 and my fav is october revolution!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day

of my life when I met my hot comrade trotsky!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN REVOLUTIONARY IN PERSON!!! Supa communism desu!!!!!!!!

^____________________________________^ When I walked onto Red Square =^____^=I looked up and saw…TROTSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<333333!!!! “??? ???? OMGZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA SOCIALIST TROTSKY-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled `____´ then
he turned menshevik then un-menshevik!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how marxist I am *___* he grabbed my working class and rallied them ~_^ then
pulled me behind a soviet o_o and started to propagandize me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PROPAGANDA TASTED LIKE PROLETARIAT!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I
saw some baka fat bureaucrat watching us and I could tell he was reforming him with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o)
(o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA STALIN THAT’S MY COMRADE WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAO CAUSE TROTSKY-SAMA STRUGGLES WITH ME!!! (o_o)” then trotsky held me
close =^____^= and said he would only ever fight for the working class and propagandized me again!!!!!!! ** (?O?)/ then we got censored out by government officials all

night long and inspired 42 theorists and they all became revolutionaries!!!!!!!!! YPAAAAA!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)
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I'M A GERMAN

SON OF A BITCH RUSSIAN

RUSSIAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A VODKA?

DO YOU WANT A GULAG?

RUSSIAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

STALIN IS A MURDERER

FUCKING RUSSIA
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>>4945674
Thanks, OP, you're a bro. In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.

Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.

Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.

You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.
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>>4945682
Y u gotta spam pasta every thread
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>>4945687
What am I? Some dancing monkey?
I need to make dinner~
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>>4945674
shut up you fatass
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>>4945733
Nice dubs. Your post offended me a little, but I forgive you :)
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>>4945744
o noice dubs
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when is the winter ball?
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>>4945775
this weekend
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>>4945783
thanks friend but what day
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>>4945797
December 3-4
can extend from December 5 onward
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>>4945810
thank you very much!!!
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what is the winterball?? where do i attend?
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>>4945957
>You will never have a Succubus blow her sulfuric perfume in your face before straddling you
>You will never have that Succubus ride you to a quick orgasm
>You will never stay rock hard as she fucks you greater than any human woman ever could, your cock orgasming over and over again
>You will never feed her pussy your delicious seed until you feel like your balls are completely dry
>You will never panick as she increases the pace of her riding your pelvis, warm juices gushing out of her pussy to keep you erect
>She'll never tell you this is the final one before she takes your soul
>You'll never black out from a final, cataclysmic orgasm
>You'll never wake up the next morning, fine, if not a little sore in the pelvis
>Your cock is glistening as if it's been freshly used
>You will never wince when you find a ring of brimstone around your right ring finger, as if it's got you in a vise grip
>You will never walk into your kitchen to see the Succubus who acted like she was going to kill you cooking in a naked apron, the folds of her sex inviting and wet
>She'll never give you a knowing smile when you have all those questions flying through your head
'I could read your emotions. You're quite the kinky little pervert, aren't you? Wanting a girl to suck you dry like that. Honestly.'
>She's also sporting a ring around one of her fingers, smiling when she notices you looking at it
'Ah, forgive me. But since you were so... plentiful in your offerings, by the ancient demon laws we're now wed.'
>Start panicking, how the hell are you going to explain this to your folks?
'But don't worry, I won't kill you.'
>Pressing her full bosom into your back, she gives your ear a little nibble
'Instead, I'll offer my body to you to slake your thirst. I'll love you, pamper you, treat you like a king. If you're so inclined I'll even give you a family.'
>Her breath is hot on your neck
'All you need to do is love me back.'
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>>4945976
>obligatory bavi AU
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>>4945976
I had my suspicions but I recognize this posting style

Either you are taking these off /d/ and /jp/ or I know who you are
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>>4945979
I want to fug that birdpussy
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>>4945979
wtf
keksandra scares me
undo the bird
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>>4945987
I am not a member of the Communist Party.

I have never been a member of the Communist Party, I am not now a member, I cannot imagine becoming a member, and I do not sympathize with the Communist principles and procedures to which the Regents and you and, I am sure, the faculty are opposed.
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i wante to post pasta too!!!
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>>4945993
lmao wyd... are you drunk
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>>4946043
He knows exactly what he is talking about
Do not misunderstand that which /you/ can't grasp to be simple foolishnes
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>>4946046
shit u right
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May Smug Wojak dance?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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To whomever drew this.

it's bury nice, and the girls look cute, but I feel liek you can do more to the bike. Also I can;t tell who is who, maybe add some hair decor pls?
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>>4946073
You should really try to cure your phimosis instead of getting a circumcision. I had really bad phimosis too (so bad that I couldn't even fit a pinky inside) and using an onahole after I cured it was so intense that my knees were shaking when I finished it.

Before you start trying to cure your phimosis, the most important thing to remember is that it takes time. It could take a couple of weeks to a couple of months depending on how severe your case is. Stretching for 2+ hours a day isn't going to help this and instead could make the process take even longer because you might build up scar tissue, and scar tissue doesn't stretch like normal tissue. Instead it is best to do two ten minute stretches a day in the morning and at night, and doing at least one of your stretches in the shower is great because the warm water moisturizes and loosens your foreskin. Your goal throughout the stretching process is to keep your foreskin healthy. You should use moisturizers on it before and after stretching.

When you're ready to start stretching, the best method to use is the two finger method. Stick both of your pinkies into your foreskin (while flaccid ideally) and pull the apart slightly. You will feel a "ring" of skin that is tighter than the rest. That is what you want to stretch. Pull your fingers as far apart as you can without feeling pain. Never try to stretch your foreskin to the point of pain. Hold this position for 10 minutes and then apply lotion to the stretched skin. If you can't fit two fingers under the skin then you can use flat end of two pens or pencils. If you can't fit two pens then use one pen and stretch the other side by pinching it with your free hand and pulling. Do this twice a day for a couple of months and you should be golden. Just make sure that you do not try to stretch your foreskin by pulling it down over the head. This can lead to paraphimosis possibly losing your dick if you are unlucky and can't get medical attention.
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>>4946046
>>4946043
K

>>4945998
do it, but post the spaghetto kind

>>4946066
nice dubs consider yourself in
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>>4946086
Why is /c/-senpai dressed like a Lucky Star
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>>4946086
Thanks for this reply( as well as all the others), I really appreciate all the help.

I will definitely be trying out the stretching before doing anything else, was my plan from the start to look for alternate solutions that wouldn't involve surgery. I do wonder if I should just accept the embarassment and tell my parents about it so I could go to a doctor about it(seeing as I'm still a neet living at home) to hopefully get some instructions on how exactly to do it and also because of that steroid cream that i've seen mentioned a lot.

As for the actual stretching method though, I'm having a hard time doing exactly as you suggested as I can not really fit anything that big into my foreskin yet and my glans is also so sensitive that it's almost impossible to touch it in any way.

Just wondering if it's safe to just try and stretch it by pulling it further down, obviously without going to the point of it causing any pain. I'm aware that I should be careful of Paraphimosis but as I can at the moment only barely uncover the top of my dick( can only barely see all of my urethra, although I can pull it a bit further down on the other side) I doubt i'll be close to pulling it down over the entire head any time soon.

In any case, I really appreciate all these responses and I'm really glad to hear that my situation probably isn't as bad as I initially thought.

Also just to keep things slightly on topic, I've been looking more into onaholes that I could potentially use at some point during my treatment and I found that the Tomax series apparently has some soft and very soft versions recommend for people with phimosis and I'm considering buying one of those.

From what i've gathered it seems the choice is either between the Muses, Lilith or Venus but I'm not really sure which, nor which type of inner structure to choose.
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hey there [s4s], been a while but I've decided to purchase a few new holes, as my current one's bore me and I wanted some input

my current holes are:

Open My Pussy! -Rina
really good, loved the feeling of the womb section, shame the walls in the main tunnel are so thin, as i punctured her mid-session
she feels nicely tight but you cant bully her, and her labia can get in the way of initial insertion

Is it okay that I'm a female announcer?
fantastic texture, both outside and inside, would thoroughly recommend.
the moulded body is very arousing and the inside has some big bumps in it that feel great, the ending section is a bit disappointing compared to Rina though

now, i'm looking for something a bit tighter, with a good vacuum and a womb section, similar to Rina

The one's i'm eyeing up will be in my next post
I should mention I'm uncut and have a bit of phimosis, so some toys people consider amazing do nothing for me. I'm also a big fan of gimicky features or the hole having a "story" to it
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>>4946079
>mfw talkin about how to pop a boi's cherry

I agree though, I think it would feel better than snibbing the snab. Plus, foreskin is really useful for both sex, *and* masturbation. I mean it's not like you can't still use lube if you want. And how are you going to dock with another guy, if you don't have enough foreskin?

But anon. It's YOUR penis. If you want my advice, you snib whatever snab you think feels good.
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We should design our tandem bike

>>4946073
I TRIED
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>>4946142
an attempt was made :^)
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>>4946235
YES! now they can spread nice around when they ride
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>>4946235
holy shit that is beautiful
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>>4946086
requesting keksandra teaching senpai how to meme
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>>4946311
fool. /c/ already knows how to meme
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>>4946319
can you draw /c/-senpai wearing keksandra's outfit
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>>4946330
yeah but wait a little
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>>4946319
Can you do /c/-senpai given Keksandra a piggy back?

>"Stop covering my eyes!"
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>>4946790
this, but lewd
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>>4946311
unchecked dubs
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>>4946790
this
bury good
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how the fuck is Winterball still relevant, it's so beyond dumb
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this sticky is garbage & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-estranged derelict he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overpaying for a crappy lunch at a nearby bullshit bloghyped sidewalk-chalkboard lame aging hipster shit-staurant, organized by post count, saw people were wasting a disproportionate amount of their collective time making abhorrently uninteresting versions of this god-awful abomination, & stickied it with all the passion of a pick-&-packer at yer nearest UPS fulfillment center. then the hivemind autists pile in to disregard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to hamfistedly lose their mind over the new shit sticky. and you're all part of the sad, ongoing spectacle. disgusting.
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>>4946542
>>4946330
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>>4948030
>boobes
otherwise bretty gud pic
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>>4948100
check those dubs
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bonk
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>>4946311
>>4946319
/c/-tan was schooled in /pol/-tier memes. We need more OC of her throwing in some out of place memes about niggers and kikes, thinking she's using it correctly. It would be really cute!
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>>4948030
/c/-senpai looks so fashionable!
We should give her one of our outfits for free!
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>>4948805
we will, but first we fug, then we hug
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>>4948946
shhh
only hugs
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>>4949140
good drawe!

only hugs? if only you knew tbh
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>>4948030
Needs.
Hat,
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>>4946096
>>4946142
>>4946235
>>4946256
>>4946303
>>4946311
>>4946319
>>4946330
>>4946542
>>4946790
>>4946792
>>4947046
>>4947482
>>4947861
>>4947887
>>4947909
>>4948030
>>4948100
>>4948183
>>4948552
>>4948796
>>4948805
>>4948946
>>4949140
>>4949142
>>4949318
Yo guys. Check out this song; it's been stuck in my head all day.
soundcloud.com/tenniscoats/mosha-mosha-mo
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>>4948946
No! NOOO!
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>>4949140
yess daddy int is the op waifu
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>>4948946
HAGU!!! NOT FUCK!!!!!
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>>4948946
penetrate petite preteen pussy
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>>4946790

>>4949318
wait
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>>4948805
thanks!

>>4949318
how could i forget the most important part, my bad
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>>4950212
/c/ senpai a cute! CUTE!!!
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>>4950189
cute!

>>4950212
BURY CUTE!

Are you the same artist for both?
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>>4950212
Let's see a full body shot of /c/-senpai posing in her new clothes!
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>>4951623
this pls!
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE KEKSANDRA AND /C/-TAN LEWDS

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4951865
what is "lewd"?
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>>4951849
ty based enn artist
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How does one simply meme?
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>>4951865
stupid anon frogposting is for kids
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I keep coming into these HECK DARN threads to if there are any lewds and every HECKIN time there is still none.

Can you people even draw a DAMN lewds of cute board tans before I HECKIN lose my mind.
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>>4951929
go tehe fug away you FUGGING FATTY!
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>>4951929
what the FRICK is a lewd???!!!!
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>>4951997
it's a think that fat dummies like
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bump for our senpai~
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>>4951865
not gonna exist
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bump so our drawfag slave comes back and draws lewds
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>>4952938
who is our drawfag slave? I have a request
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>>4953047
i dunno, leave the request and pray

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4952938
>>4953047
>f*g
why are these lewd crossboarders allowed to post here? plase, leave
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>>4953760
shhh, don't be a rudefig bby
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>>4954007
bond
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/n/ will never get a date!
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>>4954171
shaken, not stirred tbh

>>4954173
lol they've never had secks
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>>4950212
Everybody should get a free set of Keksandra's clothes! :D
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My anime store business model would be best.

Anons would pay to rent expensive, high-quality outfits from me. There would be booths and beds and rooms available where they could get together with other anons who have dressed up to suck each other's cocks.

Of course, I'd sell liquor, snacks, lube, dildoes, anime merch, etc. I'd charge crazy prices on the snacks and lube.

After you were done fucking another anon discreetly, you could even buy them a cute little figurine as a present for the nice time you had.
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Also, there would be special "guest rooms" for anons where they could dress up like a little girl, sit down in front of a hole, and get treated to all of the customer's sweaty cocks. They would be called "Love Boxes" because they are small rooms with a nice, comfy leather-ringed hole in the front of the door.

Of course, you have to a fee to get in. I'll pay a few niggers to act as bouncers in case some nerds get out of hand and try to rape their partner with a Luffy elephant-gun dildo.

Also, a cuddle room for anons who don't want to be too lewd. There will be nice televisions and HDs packed with anime for them to watch as they roll around in their pajamas, eat pocky, drink tea, and practice "kissing" as girls.

Did I mention that I have a large selection of high-quality wigs to go with those costumes? Kigurumis and makeup are also available. I'll hire a makeup artist or two to assist in dressing up anons convincingly before entering any of the three zones: The Gloryhole Manor, The Private Realm, or the Moe Moe Cuddle Room.
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>>4954866
obscene double
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Halloween was awkward for me this year.
>go to shitty community college
>All month, people have been going on about all the cool shit they're going to do today
>Everyone is planning some kind of costume
>I go full retard and decide to crossplay at school since everyone is going to be dressed up
>Not exact, but throw together a costume of Margaret Moonlight from No More Heroes 2, minus the rifles
>Spend a ton of effort getting ready and making myself pretty
>Show up to school, no one is dressed up
>seriously, only like four other students wearing only makeshift last minute non-costumes
>Because I'm such a genius, I didn't bring a change of clothes
>Stuck dressed as a loligoth all days sticking out like a sore thumb
>my face when

I hate community college.
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bonki
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>>4954884
very nice palindrome but who are you quoting?
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i wish i could meme this hard ;_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________;
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CHECKING THIS THREAD FOR DRAWINGS AND WE HAVE NONE WHERE IS OUR FIGS
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>>4956071
what was your request tbh?
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>>4956224
not him but how about keksandra brushing /c/-senpais hair
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>>4954694
why haven't given clothes to wifey /int/ yet? :^(
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>>4956289
We know that she sneaks into our closet and puts on our clothes when we're out

And she wears them around sometimes when we're home
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>>4956259
good request
>>4956289
she's too big
>>4956311
dubs, nice
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>>4956311
heh so true
we wear each other clothes
comfy wifey's clothes

>>4956543
4u
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>>4956555
trips confirm that we wear comfy wifey clothes
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>>4956543
>she's too big
for you
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>>4956555
Bane trips
>>4956877
Bane dubs

Now you have my permission to check 'em
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keksandra is cute and sexy
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>>4956909
just cute
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bonk
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bonk for more art
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I want to wear Keksandra's dress
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v
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>>4958139
do it fam
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>>4954884
pics plsss
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>>4959166
great dubs
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>>4956555
wifey's dress is cute
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how is this dumbass thread not fucking archived
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>>4954884
you're a fucking loser. just accept it.
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>>4959658
because ur a dum dum
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>>4959655
nice dubs
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>>4959166
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Rejecting girls is my passion, maybe even my fetish.

I always act like a cool and friendly guy at first Helping them do their stupid shit, give them advice during classes and stuff. Then I will casually reduce the distance between me and them, or maybe put some slight innuendos in my sentences.

I will mainly target the decent or above looking chicks. Ugly girls will always fall too easily for the first guy who show them some interest, and beauties are sometimes so full of theirselves that they will act like utter bitches when you approach them. I'm not handsome, but if I shaved and wore trendier clothes, I could get some beautifull chicks.

Anyway, once they appear to have fallen in love with me, I make my move : I reject them like if they were some kind of aids ridden tranny and never talk to them ever again. They will say something along the lines of "maybe we could be more than friends" to which I will reply "How about no ?". The most epic thing I ever did was getting this kind of good looking girl to kiss me in front of everyone, almost by surprise and then push her back violently before saying "what the fuck is wrong with you, you slut !".

If I have to live a life of hatred, I want to deserve it.
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>>4960000

wew
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>>4950212
Of course u can keep it /c/-senpai :3
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>>4959997
thas agril tho
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>>4960688 dubs (checked)
agril (male)??
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>>4960712
agril (female ; ( )
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>>4960688
dubs nice
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bonk for art
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will draw for dubs
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>>4961161
draw Keksandra brushing /c/-senpai's hair
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>>4961411
nice dubs
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>>4961161
>>4961411
>>4961451
three conseucitve post end in 1 this is trips
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How about Keksandra wearing a /c/ bodysuit and then she finds /c/ but she's wearing a Keksandra bodysuit so they get confused!
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*holds /c/-senpais soft hand*
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>>4961852
It's so soft and warm
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>>4961465
I want to see that!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

LEWDS. MAKE A LEWDS. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'M LOSING MY DARN MIND IF YOU NOT WILL MAKE A HECKIN DRAWING OF CUTE TANS HAVING A HOT DARN SEX ALREADY!!????

WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4961458
oh fug, youre right!
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>>4945270
keksandra I am watching you
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>>4945270
c-can /u/-chan join?
But beware! Hand holding can bring you AIDS =(
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hey guys i just had a really cool idea
what if we worked towards replacing the word "cancer" with "keksandra" so that not only would the implied meaning become positive, but it would also be pretty confusing until it started becoming more widely used. you know guys, think about it. like you could be on a shitty board and be like "stop being such keksandra you fucking newfag" or "this thread is keksandra"
you guys it's great, start using it
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>>4962706
/u/ is going with /cgl/

>>4962755
DUBS SUGGESTS GOOD IDEA.
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>>4962755
yeah but then people will associate keksandra with cancer and thaat would be hurtful to her :(

replace great with keksandra and it will have bury good connotations
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I wanna hug Keksandra
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>>4945270
Keksandra's dress is cute!
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>>4962755
Keksandra approves
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bonk
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>>4958360
Che Pelotudos,
My name is /int/, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are uncultured, inferior, non-whites who spend every second of their day looking at stupid frog pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever learned another language? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than frogposting.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cestoball team, and starter on my volleyball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn chinese cartoons”? I also get straight 10’s, and have a cute white wife (She just dived me; Shit was SO cash). You are all niggers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my white nena
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>>4964230
thanks wifey
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I want to fugg the Keksandra
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>>4964188
nice dubs, nice
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>>4945270
>>4964811
[s4s]-tan and /c/-senpai a shit, these digits say so :^)
czech 'em :^)
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>>4964811
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>>4964835
no :^)
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>>4964811
My digits are denying power of your digits.
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>>4964855
>12/09/16(Fri)18:49:17
>12/09/16(Fri)18:49:18
that's rude
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It's a good thing they're wearing a glove if you know what I meme
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