you have been ironically trolled
>>4945126
wrong time - wrong place
>>4945158
>>4945126
I can relate to this.
I too do the :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO face
but if i've been ironically trolled then ironically i haven't been trolled at all. btw i'm trolling you unironically right now
>>4945171
this but unironically
>>4945294
this - post-irony
>>4945344
mfw i found these post-ironic dubs on page 8 unchecked
>>4945884
youre a lifesaver anon
>>4945126
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it
I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it
I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water
Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now
I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole
What do I do, how do I break the curse
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the gameyou lost it
>>4945126
am ironiclely smug