How do i do dis?? And wat teh rules ofitt??,? I dont understandDd
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
How do I quickscope
>>4944833
hlp meh. I want to do dis i dunno how
NO BAIT :^)
i dont even really know
Your fortune: Outlook good
how do i shot web
>>4944830
don't ask, just wait, shitpost, and let it come to you
>>4944918
>go, web, go!
>>4944944
>49
>4
>49
>44
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just be nice and the fortune will come by itself :)
Your fortune: Godly Luck
i die when i cry i make me a stupid newguy
>>4944972
Frrogg
i thinq i kno
Your fortune: Godly Luck
OP KNOWS NOW I CAN BE A BEE
Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4944830
>be newfag
>mfw
>>4944989
Actually just new to [s4s]
>>4944989
who are you guotinq
>>4944991
Try harder newfag
>>4944991
but s4s has been around since 1988 how culde you bee new?
Keep trying it will come to you eventuality
>>4944995fuck you
>>4944830
Just put "fortune" in the options fieldbut whithout the "
>>4944830
Why so butt hurt
Here's a tip
[Spoiler]do it [/spoiler]
>>4945053
Test
Your fortune: newfaggy luck plox
WHY THE FAK
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4945058
>weeb name
>pic for ants
Try harder friendo
>>4944952
/this except for the weeb pic
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Your fortune: Good Luck
>>4945948
Wowe what are you, an animephobe?
Check you're privilege
>>4944830
lurk moreeeee
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>4944830
gosh darn it [s4s]
I've seen quite a few of those trap threads, and I was always fascinated by how they're able to c*m just by anal play so I wanted to try it
I scavenged room to find a 3 years old condom (haven't had s*x since my ex left me)
I found a vaguely bepis shaped deodorant bottle
I got ready to shove it my poop chute
b..but wait, there's poop up my poop hole, how do I clean it
I was thinking about it for a while since I didn't have those enema bags and I ended up taking a shower, unscrewing the shower head and I filling up my butte with water from the hose.
The problem is that I did it for too long, and now I keep pooping out poopie water
Whenever I stand up and move around, I can feel poop water filling up my butte and I gotta run to the toilet
That's been going on for 30 minutes now
I'm still up for trying things out, but now I'm afraid I'll squirt poopie all over my bedroom as soon as I spread my butthole
What do I do, how do I break the curse
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger