ass

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stick me cut me drain me suck me drink me take me down

Okay I'm back. Here's my gift to you, a new ass thread just as the other one died.
This will restore the board to its former glory.

>>4943199
nice-ASS dubs!

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>>4943192
230px

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>>4943349
Tankey düdeae

>>4943192
PSA:

Look at this thread.
Name: le shit nigger
(NOT Le shit nigger)
Post: ass
(NOT Ass.)
Filename: 230px-Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg
(NOT Ass.jpg NOT image.jpg)
File size: 17kb
(NOT 14kb which you get if you save this very image from 4chan, NOT 1.62MB)
Resolution: 230x307
(NOT 2700x3600)
When posting an ass thread, make sure you get these parameters right!

le big arse

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How come people still get this wrong in 2016?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PS6wv3aET8

>>4943192

I'd just like to interject for a moment. You appear to be using an element from this image in your post:https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg
You may have done this accidentally, but you've violated the terms of its copyright license. This is a serious offence and I hope you take it as seriously as it deserves.
Not to say that you're not allowed to create derived works from this image, you are, but this picture is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license. Therefor, you are free:

to share - to copy, distribute and transmit the work;
to remix - to adapt the work;

Under the following conditions:

attribution - You must attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor (but not in any way that suggests that they endorse you or your use of the work).
share alike - If you alter, transform, or build upon this work, you may distribute the resulting work only under the same or similar license to this one.

In this case, the attribution requirement is resolved simply by including the following in your post:

By Steven Pinker (Rebecca Goldstein) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Now that you have read this, I hope you have a better understanding of your rights and obligations when remixing and sharing this work. They will let you edit, now be nice and credit~

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>>4943988
Greetings. My name is Alberto Barbosa, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here in the Moorish Caliphate, it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance (praise be to Allah).

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

t. Alberto Barbosa

>>4944288
Oui.